I’m here!
I almost forgot to do this. That would not have been cool.
I much prefer wooden clothespins to plastic ones. I hate the ridges and sharp edges of the plastic ones. In fact, I believe the last time Master got these particular clothespins out, I instructed Him to throw them away.
Clearly He didn’t listen to me.
I loathe the pain of removing them. If it weren’t for having to take them off, I’d be a complete clamping slut. Yet, I’m not. Because I HATE taking them off!
When He told me what to do today, what clamps and where, He didn’t specify a time to keep them on. That puts me in a little dilemma. The standard is, if I don’t know how long then I leave them on for *at least* 30 minutes, longer if I can, but no more than an hour and a half.
But if I ask Him for a time limit, He might only specify 15 minutes.
And then He also might specify an hour and a half.
Ask or don’t ask? I never know which way to go. Today, I didn’t ask. These nasty-ass fucking plastic ridged sharp-edged bastards for an hour and a half was not a chance I was willing to take. So 30 minutes it was and that was plenty long enough!
And it’s just midnight. I’m not late. Go me!
~cunt
p.s. Did I mention that I *hate* taking these clamps off? Dammit, that hurt.
p.p.s. Now see the LJ time thing is fucked and He’s never going to believe this was in at midnight. *sob* Someone back me up here huh?
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Friday October 27th, 2006 12:44am
Baby I am in your time zone and it is just midnight for me too. (a few minutes after)…what the hell is wrong with your LJ thingy? I have been meaning to ask you for days!
magdala~
Holy shit! My reply showed at 5:09 am! Now *I* would be in trouble! I think you need to go to your account settings and make sure that you ahve all the time zone thingys set correctly. What the heck is UTC timezone?
magdala~
lol.. I don’t know! It’s been fucked for awhile and if I try to fix it, it just seems to mess up the order the entries show up in which is even worse than having the wrong time on it!
I don’t usually get this close to the cut off time to where I’m relying on the time stamp as proof. This’ll learn me won’t it!
But thank you for the back up..lol. I’m sending your replies to Him. Covering all my bases, yes I am. He comes home tomorrow so let’s keep Him coming home in a good mood, right?
*hugs*
This will learn you, but yes…it really is just after midnight when I started reading this post!
test
ohmahgawd!
Are you ohmahgawding at me? LOL!
Yes I am! You got an LJ name and it only took you… 3 years? 4 years? …lol
LOL! I ahve had it a long time, I just never log in!
Well its new to me! lol
I had to open one to read annissa’s locked entries at one time. I just never used it. I ought to, but I am happy with blogger for now. And way too lazy to move everything to lj!
Date created: 2005-05-19 22:43:06
Date updated: Never.
That’s how much I use the damn thing! LOL!
I have a dead journal account too :) And I had diary-x before they went under. I think I ahve one or two others too. I just mainly use my plain old blogger account.
Speaking of annissa, what happened to her LJ? Feel free to email(anyone) who might know. angelic_kimmi@yahoo.com
She had some problems with people, someone tried to hack her account I believe (and they were moving halfway across the country). I hope she will return one day safe and sound.
Thank you, i was sort of concerned. She had emailed me and i stupidly deleted it without saving the addy. LOL
Half way across the country, HA, she is moving to my town. LOL
Someone is in touch with her, but for the life of me I cannot remember who right now. Someone I read, but that could be nearly anyone! Ask enough places and the right person will eventually answer! I don’t know if she is still using the same email addresses or not…I would assume so unless they were compromised.
I have been missing her entries lately as well, I thought that it must have something to do with her moving, I hope that she comes back soon
I logged in so I could check to see what my time zone was set at. I had none, btw so I set it to central. When I view your page now, your comments are showing up local time for me.
I changed it but it still shows the entry posted at 12:44am. Bugger.
Well your comments show a time stamp to me that is earlier than your post stamp!
Holy cows and milkshakes! This feature emails me the comments and allows me to reply from my email?? Damn. Maybe I never did give lj a fair shake!
LOL!!
Um, yeah. Isn’t that so much better than blogger?? And half the time, blogger is down anyway.
Come on over magdala. Come to the dark side. ~wooo~ ~woo~ (thats my hypnotizing sound effects, btw)
I was thinking about switching to the new blogger beta stuff. It offered me the chance to move my existing journal, I always resist change though.
Hey! Why don’t you come spend two weeks with me and make my move sooooo much easier! I promise to work you really, really hard and even make sure you have time to play with clothespins!
PLUS! You get cool icon pictures to use.. like this one.
Only if you stop using this icon! It freaks me out for some reason!!!
I think it should read “Good girls don’t poop” hehe.
I should use it every time I comment to you..lol
I’ll help you move if you come help me build walls in the basement. :D
It’s just freaky!!!!
I can build some walls!
where did you get that icon?
I fixed the timestamp on my comments. Now they show local time not whatever the hell it was showing. From the log in page, click edit profile, then change timezone. That worked for me, maybe it would work for you?
Is it just me or are your breasts getting bigger?
I’m probably just getting fatter…lol. OR! They’re getting terribly stretched out from too many freakin’ clothespins..lol
Maybe you are pregnant! YAY!
hehe.
You are PMSing, I am ovulating, thank goodness it is the weekend!!!!!!!!!!
Time for this little slut to go to bed now that I have taken up ALL your comment space!!!
Meh, night night sweet slut.
Night babydoll. I’m off to bed too. *hugs*
Get out of bed?! *I* kept YOU up half the night!?! WENCH!
I am up! I am out of bed although I wish I was back in it, I would prefer company too! Thank goodness for the weekend! YAY! Sex! I want it NOW!!!!!
I have ten zillion boxes to pack! I am never gonna get done!!!
Since you are up and have *nothing* else to do (*snicker*), tell me how to cook a sirloin steak so it’s yummy and not all dry and rubbery..lol.
I get sex today too! :D
OMG the realtor just called, we can start working on the house TODAY! Before closing! They are letting us in TODAY!!!!!
Season meat, pre heat heavy pan for about 5 minutes medium heat, add meat and cook for 12 to 15 minutes TOTAL (you should only flip once like pancakes) depending on how thick and how well done you want it. It should be a fairly tender cut to start with, do not over cook. How thick is your meat? (oh my mind is in the gutter today…..)
I agree with you on the plastic clothespins. THey are SOOOOO much less forgiving than the wooden ones. And mine? Well mine have this fucked up spring thing…they aren’t like traditional clothespins that get looser the more you use them…these are made so that the spring actually gets tighter over time. I hate them. They hurt. And taking them off? OMG. Yeah….screaming. Always the screaming.
And do you find that the plastic ones tend to twist more than the wooden ones? Like the two pinchy parts don’t line up right so it takes that bit of white pinched skin and yonks it sideways for good measure.
I’m still sore this morning from those things.
*grumble grumble*
Oh! OMG..lol.. I almost forgot. I saw something and totally thought of you. Check this out.
Mean Christmas presents
*giggle giggle*
okies…so my plastic ones don’t twist. i think that’s part of their very evil design. Here it is… (see userpic)…ummm yeah…
and the glue factory? very funny.
stupid LJ time…
yeah i don’t know what’s wrong with the time either. i’ve even had LJ tell me i was posting something on a date in the past when it was the current fricken date. i am sure he’ll understand the LJ time problem.
Remember daylight savings time is Saturday night so that will further screw things up…
and i hate clothespins. they are so owie they can put me over my pain limits at times… i hate the fucking clothespin zippers too.
But i LOOOOOVE metal clothespins electrified by the violet wand. very yummy :) probably because my mind is taken off of the pinching by the burning…
Re: stupid LJ time…
I’ve never gotten to try the violet wand. I think I would want to but then I think I would hate it. Kinda like every other toy we have in the toy box…lol
you can backdate the entry so its accurate.
and i’ll vouch for you anyways.
the pictures are lovely as usual. sucks a bit that it hurts that much though.
A curious question?
I was half listening to The View and reading your blog. They had a gentleman on there that had just lost his wife to breast cancer. I was wondering does your Master require you to have mammograms? If so what is the reaction to the carving on your breast?
Re: A curious question?
I’m not yet old enough, or have had any concerns to require mammograms yet. As for the reaction from doctors, I just answered that yesterday. Here’s what I said.
“The fact is, doctors see a lot of very abnormal things and truthfully, they just don’t care..lol Body modification isn’t unusual anymore. At most, I’ve been asked if I did it or if someone else did. I say I did. They ask why. Because I wanted to. End of conversation.”
Re: A curious question?
I have a question that has been rolling around. Maybe it is too personal, but I am curious. What type of plans do the two of you ahve in place in case of something really major. Like cancer. Or any other number of things that could affect your relationship.
I don’t mean do you have good insurance, I mean how it will directly affect your relationship and what would happen and stuff. Does that make sense?
Re: A curious question?
Hmmm.. I’m actually not sure if I understand the question. I mean, what could we do? Something like that, something that comes along and rocks your world, changes everything.
Underneath of everything that we do, we are still just two people in love. And I suppose that’s how we’d approach anything like that.
If you could be a little more specific in your question?
Re: A curious question?
You want me to be specific!?! LOL! Let me work on that and get back to you, packing is in full swing and moving starts in a day!!!!
Re: A curious question?
Oh fine. Push me to the side in favor of moving. I see where I rate. :P
Master is really itching to see everything so when you get settled, we expect an invite (pushy wench ain’t I?). He even went so far as to sort of suggest that if y’all needed any help moving, you could kind of almost give us a call..lol.. until I mentioned that you were moving like NOW and He’s out of town.
Have fun! :D
Uuuuggg… I think this is the first entry of yours that has ever made my stomach drop that far…
The only times my nipples have ever seriously bled was from plastic clothespins being beaten off with a belt, and now just looking at them horrifies me.
I was expecting just one or two for some reason but then to see all of them….Aaaaahh!
(Oh.. and if I knew what the passive periphrastic was I could tell you. It’s a latin grammatical form… Which I should have studied… But didn’t.. Maybe I need a beating :P )
that Always makes your nipples go big and buddy and great :)
Simply divine.
Luscious tits, too!
After tonight, i am CONVINCED it is the acrylic paint on wooden clothespins that causes blisters.
Normal wood- pinches and hurts.
Painted wood? Fuck. Makes them pinch harder, ya know?
i gotta try the plastic ones. Seeing your allusion to them stinging and pinching more makes me curious.
Will update if plastic or painted wood is worse (for me) but then again, i have more skin and less tit than you do… so…
Love what you do with pins anyway. i’ll be putting mine up soon. Alone with assorted other, ehh… views.
:D
Oh god, kaya.
*whimper*