“If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking”
So… if, directly after sex, your Man rolls over, gives you rock hands and says “Party on, Garth!” -
Would you assume it meant good sex or bad sex?
Or would you suspiciously sniff the “water” glass on the bedside table?
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Thursday February 12th, 2009 7:55am
That is sooo funny, sometimes it is so easy to see the silly boy in our men. Just this morning I called Sir at work from the car and he answered the phone “BLOOPALOOPER”. WTF????? I didn’t even know how to respond. My standard come back when I don’t know how to repond – “Yes Sir”.
Have a great day!
junebug
Ha! My Owner answered “Policestation [City], how can I help you?” in Swedish the other day (we *never* speak Swedish together, even though we’re both Swedes). I was calling and had lost myself in thought while waiting for him to pick up, so my instinct was “I’m sorry, I dialed the wrong number”… Guess if he laughed? I swear I heard him fall off the couch, but he denies it.
And WHAT IS WRONG with him when he comes up behind you and strokes your butt and says “Oh, hello there!” – in a Dumbledore-voice. That’s just WRONG on so many levels! Dumbledore is 150 years old and he has never had sex, ever, ever, ever. A fucking Dumbledore… that’s just GROSS.
I’ll easily imagine my Granny or mum or whoever screwing their brains out, just freaking leave Dumbledore out of it!
“Um?” Yeah, sounds about right.
Aren’t boys WEIRD?
My husband/Master rolled over the other day and gave his highest “compliment”. . . “dude, that was awesome! make sure we do that again.”
Haha! I can so see Master doing that. But it’s usually me. Most recent was “Damn. You fucked me so hard my momma felt it.”
i’d assume it was my cue to say “party on Wayne!” (insert Bohemian Rhapsody head-banging here)
Or my fave from my Master:
He pinned me to a wall with my wrists in his fists, and he’s smirking that evil smirk at me. “I have you exactly where I want you…” Pause, giddy grin. “…WEEEEE!!!”
Isn’t that when you wonder about his sanity? *giggles like mad*
YES. It’s like “Dear baby Jesus I allowed this man to put a locking collar around my neck and handle instruments of my doom? WTF am I THINKING?”
I’m pretty sure it’s a good thing. So…good sex *yay*! Or maybe you should sniff the water anyhow, just in case LOL. Although I do kind of agree with minxie…hahaha.
excuse me…”water” glass…hahaha
I believe the correct response is “Party on , Wayne!”
I chaired a professional meeting not long ago, where the two main speakers were Wayne and Garth. Really.
And no one else mentioned it. And I was a bit nervous. But I was dying to say “party on Wayne… party on Garth”. And kept giggling inside… I could have played the music and everything.
funny
I always feel like the most special person in the universe that I’m the only one that ever gets to see M be silly. Great, ain’t it?
*snickers* I showed this to my boy and he said that it is the highest form of a compliment, because the female in question has effectively drained every drop of blood from his head.
I asked him if that’s why he said “Giggidy!” over and over again the first time we ever had sex and all he could do was nod, sigh, and say “Yeah…” in this dreamy voice.
*G*
Is it wrong of me to have never seen “Wayne’s World”??? Have I lead an overly insular life?
Party on, dudes!
k
at least he didn’t blow rassberrys on your belly
Thanks Kaya. Now I can totally see my Master doing sthat. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.. your Master and mine are too much alike. *laughs*
There are times, where Master and I are joking around and I have to look at Him and go, “Please Master don’t say that during sex.” And He gets that evil look on His face. Like from the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels… where Steve Martin’s character says “Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!”
If men thinks of Party on Wayne as a good song then, its a good sex.. sometimes I can’t just figure out what male terms are