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I would so lose on Fear Factor.

Why you should always turn the light on when you get up for that midnight potty break.

When I sat down on the pot, Dusty reached down and touched my head and when I jumped up with a shriek, I grabbed the sink and was promptly bitten by the one curled up in there.

I peed down my leg and on the floor…lol

I’ll ask one more time… does anyone want a cat? I will pay for shipping!



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55 Responses to “I would so lose on Fear Factor.”

  1. hisdevotion says:

    sorry already have 8 but thanks for the laugh i REALLY needed that one

  2. goattalker says:

    No, thank you. Few things scare me, but cats can be creepy.

  3. Just got rid of one of my own, sorry kaya dear. but i cant help but sit here and giggle thinking of you pee’ing down your leg – i know i am sick huh. but in this lifestyle, some of us see nothing wrong with peeing down your leg, except that you have to clean it back up…..lol

    hugs ya tight
    slave dee

  4. kethrybp says:

    only if you’re prepared to have either:

    1) photos of jess and kitty facing off and ripping each other to shreds
    2) photos of jess and kitty falling head over heels in love with each other and resulting photos being so sickeningly sweet.. they’re vomit inducing
    3) prepared to get past US Customs and UK pet immigration laws (which are incredibly strict because the UK is rabies free.. and they’re trying very hard to keep us that way).
    4) (worst of all) get this past BP.

    otherwise.. i’d have one!

    *huggggggggggggsssssssssss*

    keth
    xx

  5. i have to agree with dee. i would love to see you peeing down your leg. (and i know someone else who would love it also) ;)

    huggs, pet

  6. minofsin06 says:

    See, if you could pee standing up, you wouldn’t have had that problem — hehehehehehe

  7. I would, but i have two that I am not supposed to have now..*grins*

  8. Anonymous says:

    *grumblegrumble*
    Only pictures of the darn cats? Damn. I was hoping to see pee pics! And NOT of the cats peeing!
    *grumblegrumble*

    magdala~

  9. Anonymous says:

    Kitten

    I have the same problem Kaya.
    Fortunately I only have one cat, just why to cats love bathrooms. And before you ask, I have the same problem as Keth, I live in the UK.
    Warm hugs,
    Paul.

  10. lilmissk says:

    *snort*

    I love how deliciously evil cats can be. I think they’re just extremely furry sadists, really. And no thanks, no cats here we’ve got two ferrets that’s enough. Ferrets are like two-year olds and they don’t grow out of it. lol

    Joy
    http://hisjoy.blogspot.com

  11. kayt_arminta says:

    Sowwy… our house kitty would likely try to eat any kitty we bring in. He’s kinda territorial…. plus, we just got four ratties. I think that’s enough animals for now.

    *snickers* but dayum was that a fun read.

  12. xjs_dollx says:

    LOL!! that was totally my laugh of the day.

    *snorts while trying not to snicker loudly in a library*

    ^_^

  13. jannahmarie says:

    LMAO – sorry but THAT is funny. My cats like to hide beneath the bed and trip me as i get up to go potty!

    And NO – no more cats!!

  14. That’s why our cats don’t go upstairs in our house! ( and the fact they kept peeing on our clothes!! ). No more cats for us either thanks. i’m thinking of trading in a few of mine for a dog! ;o)

    pj
    xx

  15. pure_blue says:

    *snicker*

    Actually, they scared the piss out of you …

    :-D

  16. ROFLLLLLLLLL :) always wanted a kitty – when I finally have my own place again I plan to get a Big fluffy black one … or maybe one that sheds less then my last dog lol :>

  17. his_namaste says:

    Sorry i have children and a cat…all the animals i can handle…lol.

    my Ragdoll cat loves to pounce on the bed and “knead” the covers with his front paws…which is wonderful unless my arm, leg or ~ahem~ happens to be UNDER the covers ~sigh~

    cats…what a joy!

  18. slave_kafka says:

    Lol. How cute.

    I would take one, but my birthday isn’t until January. Master said I could have a kitten for my birthday.

    +kafka

  19. Anonymous says:

    LOL…What I would pay to see that picture…LOL.
    SirMike

  20. Anonymous says:

    ah kaya, these are the things I miss about you so much. GO cats. When I come for a visit can I get an instant replay ?
    luv ya
    baby™

  21. Anonymous says:

    LMAO

    oh my god kaya.. i laughed so hard i coughed till i choked (from that damn bug you left me)…

    i have 2 cats and now i know why they go to their “room” for the night and why i close the door !!

    morningstar (owned by Warren)
    http://wtsubbie.blogspot.com/

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