Hot or Not?
What do we think of Masters who know that a certain sexual position will likely result in a urinary tract infection for you but they occasionally do it anyway because the position feels really really good for them?
I’ll tell you what I think.
I think it’s hot as hell when you’re grunting and whining in the midst of the sex act and He says “Shut the fuck up and suffer, cunt”. And I think it’s hot as hell when you tell Him a couple of days later that, indeed, you have a UTI, and He laughs and says “Good.”
The UTI part? Not hot.
The rest of it? Fucking HOT.
What say you? Hot or Not?
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Thursday November 13th, 2008 10:00am
Positions can give UTI?! *shock*
All though…hot. Decidedly hot.
[rant]I’m so going to keep my fucking mouth shut! Gah!
What does my Owner do? Gives me a freaking yeast infection! Okay, so it wasn’t on purpose but…. *whines* I hate this shit! My pussys full of white, vaginal-pill-powder and sometimes I want to cry when I pee ‘cuz it hurts so bad.
What he did, you ask? Fucked me with a toe. A toe that’d been walking on dusty floors for a few days without wash. Floors that contain builders-dust and mold from the bathroom renovation.
Yeah, I didn’t think about that either at the time. Aaaaargh. This is where I’d really, really, *really* want to have a working shower in the apartment!
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I agree with you in all particulars!
Oh — I find that if I always pee right after sex, and if it seems like it’s needed, drink a lot of pre-emptive cranberry juice, that no matter what the postition, I can stave off urinary tract issues.
Zille is completely correct, urinating within a 15 minute window (to allow for a little snuggle and/or lying prostate for awhile) should help to remove the bacteria that has accumulated dangerously around the urethra.
What position is most likely to cause a UTI for you? I know how to stop a UTI post sex, but not what positions encourage it, so I would love to know that.(Also, like you said, knowing a position does and he doesn’t care is HAWT).
Thanks!
It’s when he puts my legs up over His shoulders and then kinda sits back on His knees and fucks me that way. The angle, I guess? I can tell He’s irritating/rubbing my urethra.
I do pee immediately after sex. And wash. Always. Not so much with the cranberry juice as I am the water.
the washing may be the problem. Unless you’re using a bidet or handheld shower head all you do is move the bacteria around. One of my closest friends used a washcloth everytime she peed or had sex and she had almost continuous uti’s for years and when she quit under DR.’s advice they have almost ended completely.
The cranbery juice is an excellent idea as it creates a slippery surface and the bacteria don’t colonize.
Definately HOT!
Really! Huh. That’s something to consider because I DO wash after I pee and after sex. Thanks!
I keep trying to tell my Master I need a bidet. They are teh bestest things evar!
Sex is hot, yes. The UTI is hot, in that it BURNS!
me? not so much, but my doctor had other ideas, lol. SHE said, ‘here’s some macrobid, take it after sex.’ that was the end of my UTI’s post-sex … it all depends on how comfy you are w/your dr? (The dr gives me a script for 90 tabs, it’s one of those cheapy generics here where i live). good luck!
s.
So you take one after *everytime* you have sex? Or just when you kinda feel something stirring down there after sex? Because I don’t know that I get them frequently enough to warrant a pill every time, yanno?
*Every* single time. Small uretha in small vagina used repeatedly by large cock, go figure lol. Haven’t had a UTI since dr started me on this. She said she has ‘many’ patients that do the same. Worth an ask to have them on hand when you need them.
s.
Is it an antibiotic or something else? Do you worry about antibiotic resistance at all?
It’s sort of ‘standard treatment’ for UTI’s. No, i don’t. i questioned my dr carefully before i took the meds, and her point was well-taken. one pill preventatively was better for the bod than ”allowing” a UTI to start then having to use a theraputic dose for 7 or 10 or 14 days. also, repeated chronic UTI’s can cause serious damage … scar tissue, tearing, blah blah blah, lol. for years i had repeated UTI’s and since i started w/this dr in 2005, not a one!
s.
PS. … lol! What i neglected to say was that not having the sex was never an issue … again, good luck!
s.
Hi Kaya,
I totally agree with you! The sex, the power and that attitude are totally awesome. The UTI sucks ass. I drink cranberry juice all day everyday cut half with water. I do not really know why it works but it seems to keep them at bay for me.
Incidentally – I found your blog not long ago and I have pretty much covered all your archives…. I think I am in love!
EmmyBlue
Why Cranberry Juice Works for UTI Prevention
By Carol J. Mulvihill, BSN, RN-C, Director of Health Services, University of Pittsburgh at Bradford, cjm6+@pitt.edu
I can’t begin to count the number of times I have said to my patients with urinary tract infections (UTI’s):
Drink plenty of liquids, up to 10 glasses of clear liquid per day. Avoid caffeine during a bladder infection because it can increase bladder spasms. Drink juices with Vitamin C. Include cranberry juice because it prevents infection of the urinary tract by keeping the urine an acid Ph.
Now, based on newer research findings, I have changed my script of health information/instructions for my UTI patients. It goes like this:
Drink lots of clear liquids – up to 10 glasses per day. Avoid caffeine which can increase bladder spasms. Drink plenty of cranberry juice. It can be very helpful in preventing and treating a urinary tract infection. It works by preventing bacteria from sticking to the walls of the bladder where it can multiply and cause infection. Cranberry juice acts like a natural antibiotic to the urinary system. Not all juices do this….but cranberry juice and blueberry juice are two that do.
Here’s why I changed my script: A letter published in the New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM, October 8, 1998, Vol. 339, No. 13) told of a 1994 research study which validated the claim that cranberry juice prevents UTI’s, and clarified that it is not because of the acidic nature of the cranberry juice, nor because of the Vitamin C content. It is if fact due to specific compounds called condensed tannins (specifically proanthocyanidins) in cranberries, blueberries and other vaccinium fruit species which prevent the attachment of P-Fimbriated E.Coli to the walls of the urinary tract. P-Fimbriated E. Coli bacteria is a major culprit in UTI’s.
I suggest reading the NEJM article in its entirety. The article, Inhibition of the Adherence of P-Fimbriated Escherichia coli to Uroepithelial-Cell Surfaces by Proanthocyanidin Extracts from Cranberries can be read on the internet at http://www.nejm.org/content/1998/0339/0015/1085.asp
It is always helpful to know the scientific basis of the health information which we share with our students.
From: http://www.pitt.edu/~cjm6/s99cranberry.html
Thanks for the info…
If I’m going to do something I should know why –
:)
Yes hot, even though the voice in the back of my head is saying “this is a baaad ideaaa.”
Here’s what a whore I am — it makes me like out of my mind hot as fuck when he switches between my pussy and ass. It’s a bad idea. It’s not sanitary. Some people would say gross.
Hot as hell.
What about ass to mouth? ;-)
Oh that’s standard operating procedure around here. I haven’t had a … errrm…. gross experience yet, but I’m generally blindfolded so I’m pretty much terrified every time he pulls out of my ass & shoves my mouth down on his dick. He really loves proving the point that all my holes are the same.
Bleh. With all the crap I’m goin’ thru at the moment it’s just not hot.
Ask me again when my bits are fixed and that answer will have changed. For now? I’m protecting my bits, damn it! With kevlar!
ps. I”m not writing a blog today cuz I just don’t feel like it but I”m having a “procedure” tomorrow that will hopefully fix the bits
yay!
Wishing your bits all the best :)
Yes, good luck tomorrow!
I’m terribly afraid of the pandemic of drug resistant bacteria. (I’m basically convinced it will end the world one day by killing us all.) So I FREAK any time I have to take antibiotics.
So likely, I’d think it was SUPER hot, then I’d have to get treated for the UTI, and then I’d worry I (or FAR more worrisome, Master) would come down with MSRA or something, and he’d go septic and die, and it would be ALL-MY-FAULT-ZOMG.
(A therapist once told me I was the youngest person he’d ever seen have a midlife crisis. I don’t know where he got the idea I’m even remotely paranoid. Tsk. (No wonder I need someone to make all my choices for me.))
(Parenthetical statements rock.)
:)
~Toy
LOL
You are funny. :D
I don’t (usually) go straight for the antibiotics though. I home-treat. Mega water, cranberry, uristat for the pain. Only if that doesn’t work will I head for a prescription.
Hott. The UTI thing doesn’t happen to me, but frankly, anytime you tell them about something they did that hurt you, and they say, “Good!” and laughs, it’s hott.
“Good” with a sneer–not hot. But as long as they are laughing at you, and possibly themselves–hott.
That’s what I think too!
Lol, see this is one of those things that I’d fantasize about, thinking it was totally hot and then when the time came for it to happen…I’d be super hurt and whiney. The same way that I do when he keeps me up too late for sex, knowing what it does to me the day after. Although…I’m pretty sure also that a good bitch slap and STFU would work wonders on my perception and THAT would be hot.
Well yes, the slapping and the stfu-ing has it’s benefits. ;-)
I do get whiney, and He actually indulges me in letting me whine, but there’s a fine line between whining just because it hurts and whining in an attempt to get an apology or a change in His behavior. I learned that the hard way. So I can whine, but not TOO much. :-)
Sounds more like cystitis, rather than an UTI. I get it all the time, er, rather, did when I was having sex. And while the I hate the chilling, burning pain, I think it’s kind of hot to have the residual reminder.
Whats the difference between cystitis and uti?
p.s. cranberry pills do the same thing, without the drinking juice part. I recommend it for my diabetic patients. They get the benefits without the sugar.
Take cranberry pills. I put my husband on them when he kept getting UTIs (it must be his feminine side coming out). He takes them every day, he doesn’t get a silent UTI that backs up and gives him a testicle infection.
I know I should take them, I’m just so SO SO bad at taking pills. I’d rather drink the juice..lol
OK, it seems we’ve gotten a bit off the subject, so I’ll give you the info on this. Go on line & order some D-mannose sugar. Take 3-6 spoons a day while you have an infection. Take 1 a day to prevent.
D-mannose sugar is not digested. It goes directly to the blood stream into the kidneys & into the bladder whole. It is chemically “handed” to e-coli (the bacteria that causes UTIs). This means that the parts “fit together.” The e-coli grabs the d-mannose instead of the walls of your bladder & is washed out when you pee.
M checked the chemistry, & it’s sound. I’ve started using it, & I’ve cured UTIs this way & have prevented them.
Works better than cranberry juice. Doesn’t cause bacterial resistance.
That’s not a bad price for it either really. Just a tad more than a script. Thanks. :-)
anything that makes me sick isn’t hot. not at all. :(
i should add here that i’d rather have a broken bone than a UTI. it’s the worst pain i can imagine, and i say that as a sufferer of chronic daily pain.
UTIs are evil.
Oh wow. You must have had a doozy of a uti to think they are more painful than a broken bone! But then I’ve never had a broken bone so I can’t compare.
Plus, I don’t really get *sick* either so, hmm, it’s really not all that bad for me. More annoying/irritating than painful/sick.
Sort of like how the Gent keeps shoving a ball gag in my mouth, even though it just rips open the corner of my mouth and keeps the cut from healing, and then laughs?
Yeah, hot.
UTI not hot, but fortunately I’ve already scared him to death with the “wake up at 8am with a UTI and by 8pm have a kidney infection, pissing blood and running a high fever” trick, so I don’t think he’ll be heedless of my urinary health.
Uva Ursi is good for UTIs too (I’ll second (sixth?) the cranberry recommendation too)
“Sort of like how the Gent keeps shoving a ball gag in my mouth, even though it just rips open the corner of my mouth and keeps the cut from healing, and then laughs?”
Exactly! :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cystitis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_tract_infection
Basically, cystitis is the irritation and inflammation without the infection. Altho the wiki is defining cystitis as having a bacterial element to it, that’s not as I have been instructed.
Ever hear of honeymoon cystitis? That’s what I’m talking about.
Writing about this makes me feel like I have to pee. :P
They kinda sound the same to me?
I have heard of “honeymooners disease”, that’s what my doc called it.
Three months ago I would have said I do not get UTI’s. I do not say that anymore. Two months ago I suffered the worst pain I think possible when taking a pee. It started out of the blue, and rapidly went down hill to bloody. My first UTI ever! I’ve had one blatter infection as a child but It’s nothing compared to a UTI. I have heard the pee after thing works, I do it all the time. Just that time didn’t work.
I say it’s all Masters fault I got the UTI. No, it’s not HOT. I suffered big time. So my vote is No its just plain sucks!
lol.. and I can see why you would think so. ;-)
Cystitis, UTI, bladder infection are indeed the same thing just the choice of medical jargon use :)
The masochist side of me says the situation as a whole is HOT… The humanity side of me says the UTI is NOT. i am on the fence leaning toward the HOT. Hehe
drink lots of cranberry juice and it will reduce the chance of UTI (my ex was legendary for them)
Hot!! lol