Home Sweet Home
I’m home. I got in late Monday evening and, in keeping with the God-Hates-Me theme of my life, Master had to leave early Tuesday morning for 3 days. So we fucked and he left.
C’est la vie.
The trip was a great success though. The ex and his family were there (I half hoped they wouldn’t come) and I was so sweet and sugary that had it rained, I’d have melted.
There was one moment where I damn near bit my tongue in half. B-man was opening cards and reading the names of who they were from and two times right in row, he opened cards from members of his dad’s family who hadn’t come and asked “Who are they?”
Of course, his Aunt on that side retorted rather snottily, “Your mom should bring you around more often and you’d know these people.” and I almost, ALMOST said “Well now. Isn’t THAT a two-way street, you fat fucking bitch.”
But I didn’t. I opened my mouth, closed it, and just smiled. Told B-man to open the next card.
Other than that, I had an enjoyable visit with my family.
Am got her tongue pierced. Now she wants to get a tattoo. Oy. Piercings I don’t really care about. Tattoos? I dunno. I told her I’d think about it.
I have another pic of Jes’s tummy. She’s huge. I’m wondering if there might be more than one child in there.
So that’s the update on the fam.
I’m including this next picture just because it shows a pretty little snippet of my parent’s yard. I wished I’d have taken more pictures of it, it’s so beautiful. That pond in the picture flows down into a little stream under the bridge and empties into another bigger pond. I think they have more flower beds, fountains and other yard things than grass.
Anyway, I’m working on another post in my noggin. I might be back yet today.
~cunt
ps. All of you wimmin-folk leaving those sweet little messages of torture ideas on that last post? I’m watching you. Oh yes. I know where you live!
Well. Okay. I don’t know where you live. But I have your email addresses!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Wednesday May 27th, 2009 6:40am
in the yard pic – is that a penis from the top of the shot? I do read your stuff on my mobile but normally I can make images out. on my 1.5 x 1.5 screen, it looks like a penis head!
lol. No. It’s not a penis. It’s the edge of a decoration.
But it does look like a penis!
the yard picture is so beautiful. that has to be amazing to have a pond in your back yard.
i remember when my sister was preggers she was massive. it is a little hard to believe there is only one person in there. ^_^
Glad you’re home! What a beautiful belly! Maybe you’re going to be the grandma of twins.
I’m envious of the yard; we have a yard the size of a gnat. Glad you were able to rise above your ire at the party, good for you!
Kaya,
Welcome back. I’m glad the visit went well. I can’t believe anyone would be so assinine as to critisize a child’s mom in front of them like that. MY roommate’s wife had the same policy you did about not badmouthing the ex in front of the kids. But now that they’re all 18+, the kid gloves are off.
As for the belly, it’s either twins of one really BIG baby.
Dave
You have our IP addresses as well. :3
Yeah but- I don’t know what to do with IP addresses. :/
You can feed them into any number of IP search engines and get our location. :3
DON’T TELL HER!
Honestly, you are a much bigger person than I. I would never have been able to hold my tongue like that; I always go for the immediate satisfaction (ok, maybe not always, but often enough to know it’s probably not the best quality to have). Kudos to you for your constraint.
On a side note, I’m seriously considering starting a garden in my back yard… I think a vegetable garden to start with. I hope that annoying need for immediate satisfaction will keep its mouth shut until I can actually grow something I can eat! One day, though, I would love to have a yard that looks like your parents’, it’s beautiful!
I should have qualified that last comment with the disclaimer that I have never gardened in my life, and am finding the prospect a rather overwhelming idea. If you, or any readers, have any tips for me, I would be most appreciative!
Michelle,
You can’t go wrong with a simple tomato plant, just feed it Miracle Grow, water often and support it. I can grow just anything outside–but bring it in a houseplant and I over OR under water it.
Kaya–your parents yard is amazing. I don’t think I could have bitten my tongue. Glad you had a good visit!
Miracle Gro is the devil (IMO), especially for things you want to eat. Would you eat the Miracle Gro?
Personally, I think good compost is the way to go. If you can’t be troubled to mess with it, it’s very easy (and generally relatively cheap) to buy. Then your food isn’t created full of chemicals.
OBVIOUSLY, ymmv and this is just my opinion.
To the OP – check out Square Foot Gardening, which is very very helpful for the beginner. You don’t necessarily need to apply everything the way they do, but the techniques and knowledge are good to understand.
That’s just one baby – she’s so little she’d be WAY bigger by now if there were two. (In fact, she’d be lucky to be this far along if it were twins). I don’t think she’s that big, but then again I’m short and fat…and girls like me tend to get pregnant ALL OVER.
I’m glad the visit was mostly enjoyable. I’m also selfishly glad to have you back.
Hats off to you on holding your tongue..I confess instant gratification is my biggest weakness! Glad you are back..missed your posts
How far along is she, miss kaya?
Well, she gets conflicting information so she’s anywhere between 34 and 36 weeks. Her due date is July 4th.
Dear god. *snicker* She’ll get bigger? How’s her back now?
Probably killing her. I imagine now is about the time the litany of “Why did I think this was a good idea” starts chorusing through her head, but it will not roll off her tongue until shes balls deep in back labor. Just watch.
The picture of the yard is absolutely beautiful and your daughter’s tummy is certainly getting very big. When is she due again?
I would’ve shot a very dark look towards the aunt that made that comment or I would’ve said very sweety (with steel beneath my voice) “Well, there’s no one stopping you from visiting him either”
never mind about the due date…I just read it in the comments
ummmm, YES your daughter looks bigger than the mother of my twin grand baby boys! she must have twins tucked in there SOMEwhere! LOL
i was totally unsure of why my son and this girl made a baby, of course it didnt feel like the ‘right’ time (it probably never does?). six weeks of hanging out in NICU’s explaining over and over again that there was no father and trying to decide if i should call her my daughter in law, etc. we used to get so frustrated! like she was the only girl to show up having a baby without a father present? RIGHT!
the most important part is, the baby is here (or coming) and we get to be the grannies and all the other people with ‘opinions’ on un -wed whatevers can go take a hike while WE get to cuddle the most precious new citizens of the world!
congrats, there really doesnt seem anything like becoming a granny