Helpful hints from the kaya-files.
Can’t get rid of those annoying hiccups? Skip the spoonful of sugar (and all of those unwanted calories!) and get on your knees. An enthusiastic and sloppy blow job will cure those hiccups in no time flat.
Constipated? Beg for a little extra lube with your anal sex. Greasing up the route will have things sliding out before you can say “Uh-oh. I think I– Nevermind. Need a towel?”
Sinuses still plugged from your recent cold-from-Hell? Try choking on a mouthful of fresh, hot urine. As it spurts out your nose, it’ll clear out that pesky remaining congestion. Roto-rooter couldn’t do a better job!
Tune in next time for hints on cooking – naked.
~Heloise’s kinky cohort
(Our kids are going away for the weekend. All of them. At the same time! I am giddy as a schoolgirl!)
(but of course I started my period because, you know, God looked down from the heavens and saw that I had a potential good-time happening.)
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Friday January 30th, 2009 6:49am 
I like all of those suggestions.
Can’t wait to hear about the weekend!
lol!!
love your ‘cures’!!
Yay! for a weekend with no kids! i hope ya’ll have an awesome time.
OMG that’s hilarious!
Hmmm while I like the idea of the sloppy blowjob and the extra lube for anal sex, I think I will skip the noseful of urine for blocked sinuses and just put up with being bunged up.
Oh thank you I am ALWAYS constipated! Beast never lubes my ass for anal perhaps He will allow me to knowing it may help me poo!
(laughing) Ah, it’s posts like this that keep me coming back for more. You funny, girl.
Yep on the anal sex, too. I’ve noticed that myself, being that my attitude is generally that if I want to have sex I’m going to have sex whether or not my cycle is cooperating with me about it.
Kaya,
I guess sex is like vinegar; there’s nothing it can’t fix.
Enjoy being used this weekend. As for the period, Damn the period, full speed ahead (or behind or whatever).
Dave
Me too. Started today.
Because I am never supposed to have sex again.
I’ve said it before I will say it again, God is a sadist!
Always two other holes ready and willing to be used. As was the case this morning
happy dance!!
Get fucked in the shower
That’s all I have to say
Or…
develop a blood fetish