He who dies with the most toys wins!
Because I had to order more Boy Butter, I found a bunch of new things to add to my ever-growing wishlist.
The only attachment I have for my Hitachi is the curved one, Gonzo’s nose I call it. But these look WAY more fun.
The Tri-Pod Magic Wand Attachment and The G-Pod Magic Wand.
Being such a fan of fisting, I think I could wear Master’s arm out. Fortunately, the folks at Extreme Restraints have thought of that! Not only can I dildo my way through a fisting, I can also double the pain. I don’t know about you but that double fister looks like a challenge I want to conquer!
Not to forget the backdoor, there is this: The Mega Butt Plug. (Ain’t nothing like that stuffed full feeling, is there? ;-) )
And because I always find some things that makes me wish I had a penis to torture, the cock straight jacket. (Is it painful to have a restrained erection or just frustrating? If it’s not painful, bah, why bother? :P )
This one is just pretty. Straight out of The Terminator movie. I bet he had one like this. Chrome-plated chastity tube.
This one. The Spex. Oh my, is that ever a pretty picture. Oh. My. My my my.
I hear these are pretty painful. English Tawse. Anyone have one? Do I *really* want one or are my butt cheeks just being greedy?
Does this stuff work? Anal Ease Spray. Cuz if it does, I want some. I used to be such an ass-whore, up until I met Master and his stupid big dick..lol.
Now here’s something I DON’T want! Female Chastity Device. No thank you! I like letting my fingers do the walking. Speaking of which, between window shopping and Device Bondage watching.. um.. I will brb! ;)
Oh! Before I go – Sunday was my 3 year blogoversary and I missed it. So Happy Blogoversary to me! Bye!
~cunt
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Friday April 11th, 2008 1:16pm
Happy belated 3rd Blogoversary kaya! Here’s to many more to come!
Thank you! :D
Oh and by the way… this post reminded Master to buy a chastity belt for me. :-| Thanks. *giggles*
I look forward to the pictures. *grin*
The Anal Eaze is said to be a bad bad product, very unsafe. For awhile, Sex Educator Violet Blue was on a jihad against it, wouldn’t even link to anybody who sold it. Apparently the problem is that ass tissues tear pretty easily, but not if you listen to the pain signals. Kill those off with novocaine or lidocaine creme (which is all this stuff is — just Orojel (the toothache med) under another name — and it’s too easy to get ass fissures and whatnot.
No personal experience, just passing on what I’ve read, since you did ask. ;-)
Tawses are fun, but how they feel in the hand, and how smooth they swing, depends a *lot* on the cut and prep of the leather. It’s an item I’d rather buy “in person” than over the internets.
That does make sense about the anal ease. Well damn. I guess I’m just doomed to suffer. Woe is me! ~dramatic sigh~ ;)
We have a tawse. I love it. But I second the commenter who said buy it in person–it’s essential to feel the leather to be sure you’re getting the right stuff.
Ditto on anal ease–those numbing creams are just begging for trouble, and probably not the kind of trouble you’d want! (But hey, what do I know about what you want?? Except toys…)
Happy blogoversary!
I’ll have to attend a leather event to find an in-person one I guess! Thanks! :-)
I’m a lurker of yours and have read you for a bit now and I wanted to say Happy Blogoversary to you! I truely enjoy reading your blog!
Thank you Carrie! :-)
Kaya,
You don’t want the leather chastity device. Go for the full metal ones…like at neosteel. Much more secure…:)
And congratulatioins on your third year…yippeee…i’ve been following your blog for some time.
elliot
lol.. I don’t want one at all, metal or otherwise! :P
I cant imagine walking around with a metal thong riding up my crack! Or.. hmmm.. sounds painful kinda. Lemme rethink this and I’ll get back to you. ;)
Thank you!
Kaya,
Well, have ya thought it over yet? Better yet, what has Master thought of it since i am sure he reads all of these?
Take care…and just teasin
elliot
Happy blogoversary! :-) I haven’t done anything for mine… I think I’m overdue a couple of gifts.
Also I just finished making your nom-a-licious meatloaf recipe and in about nine hours I’ll have a… oh who am I kidding. Madam, an alien brain appears to have taken over my crockpot. It had better taste better than it looks!!
Yay! Let me know if you like it. :D
It looks terrible (or maybe I’m just used to square blocks of meatloaf) but by Gob it’s SCRUMPTIOUS. It’s all buttery and beefy and a little bit sweet and sour and rich and satisfying. I lurve you madly!
Oh good! I’m glad you liked it. It does look a little odd, but the taste more than makes up for it, imo!
Anal Ease hella works, you just have to let it sit for like a couple of minutes or it works on him too. Its like Orajel. Takes a couple, then good to go!
Well I certainly do NOT want it to work on him too! Good lord!
Precisely. Grin.
I personally think tawses can hurt worse than canes, on the pain-scale of English Punishments!
The worst is having to take a tawsing on the palms as punishment! It’s really no wonder I’m so well-behaved!
I’ll point my Master towards this post, as he owns many tawses and may have some good points to make! :D
Happy 3rd anniversary!!!
Did you know I have a HUGE fetish for hand/palm slapping? It’s something Master doesn’t do nearly often enough to suit me. I LOVE it. :D
Thank you, gorgeous!
Congrats on 3 years! Oh, and thanks for linking Me! ^_^ (W00H00 – I’m on Kaya’s blogroll! ^_^ )
You know you’ve made it “big” when you’re on Kaya’s blogroll. ;-)
lol… yer goofy. ;)
Thank you!
Tawses are Scottish…
Ironically, the best are made from the cheaper, spongeyer cuts of leather (e.g. the belly). Hard, smooth leather looks good, but was (generally) less effective. The best known came from Lochgelly in Fife, and there are some ridiculously-priced ones still available from the best known maker.
Wooh! Them’s pricey. Wow. Point me to the cheaper-yet-still-effective site? ;-)
Happy blogaversary!
Why thank ya!
We have a tawse- and honestly, it hurts..i have to be warmed up to be able to take it without insta-tears.
But…it’s nice to have something that causes that :)
insta-tears! Love that word! :D
Happy blogoversary! And may you have many more topics to blog about!
We have a tawse that is heavy double-stitched leather and I find that it gives me great bruises. Not sure whether your ass still bruises or not though….;) (FYI, it’s the tawse ‘hard effect’ from these folks: http://www.loveinleather.com)
I’ve always wondered about the cock cage thing too…does it hurt or is it just annoying? Must ask my subby boy friends about it.
k
I probably will bruise now. I haven’t been getting it regular so I’m fresh as a baby’s bum.
Seems like the general consensus is that tawses hurt so therefore.. I MUST have one! :D
Do ask your sub-male friends. I am curious, too. And for some reason, Master won’t let me try it on him. Dunno why. ;)
you tease. you made me buy some new toys. :) i bought a few of the attachments for the hitachi. the tripod, the g pod, and a beaded one. yay. maybe i’ll start to love the hitachi. right now, i only use it when my hand is about to fall off, lol. i also got some of that boy butter. doesn’t hurt to have some lube, right?
hugs,
lee ann
The attachments make a big difference with the hitchi, imo. I can’t use mine without the attachment, it’s just too powerful to be pleasant without it. If you don’t have any attachments at all, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the difference. And let me know how they work cuz I want them! :D
Lube is always good. You can never have too much lube. ;)
Thanks For putting me on your blogroll and big hugs.
Happy 3 year anniversary with blogging. :)
oops that was me and forgot to change my info back. :)
You are very welcome. I look forward to reading you. :-)
Omgosh I am so flippen excited what ever happend I just by fluke went back to see if I missed any good comments sense I cant comment and I see my last trial post went threw HOLY SHIT I guess the 40th time is the winner lets just hope it keeps working. Happy blogging to you. I had a ton of stuff I wanted to say but now the posts are so old that I dont want to make you go backwards so I will just start fresh and hope some of it comes back up in the future.
I had a friend tell me you will know you have made it in blogging world when the bitchy posters also stroll your way so you my dear are famous. Actually you are, I was talking to someone from our local kinky chapter when I caught her saying something about Kaya’s site. I was like OHHHHH I Know what one LOL. Yayy you!! So you have oh roughly 200 people talking about your blog in Oregon too!!
Also, Anal ease, you know being the NON anal person that I am, One is blocks alot of sensation and i know you like the sensation part. Also if your Master doesnt wear a condom while BF’ing then he will also lose sensation and the head could be potentially NUMB as fuck for hours and HOURS. For some reason Im thinking Scott wouldnt be to pleased with that little fact LOL.
I miss you tons and I am so happy that I can now post here to cause I was feeling really left out LOL.
hugs
tia
I don’t know what changed..lol. I hadn’t done anything (cuz I don’t know what to do) but I sure am glad to see you here! w00t! I missed you!
Give all them Oregonions (Oregonites? Oregonisms? Oregon-folks?) a big big hug from me, k? ;-)
i got beat to the anal-ease warnings! definitely NO NO NO to numbing the anus!! (or even the numbing condoms for longer lasting erections– it numbs up the cock and hole being fucked and everyone wants to be aware of *bad* pain so they don’t cause damage!)
if the sex industry were accepted and regulated, then they could ban dangerous products like this one! they could ban toys made from carcinogenic materials, too. pity they don’t smarten up.
I’m surprised it’s not regulated. I hadn’t ever thought about it before! Thanks for bringing that to my attention. I guess I need to be selective in the toys I buy!
after 2 decades of abstinence-only education, i think it’ll be awhile before the government starts caring about the materials that go into making our vibrators and buttplugs.
there’s some great info here:
http://www.tinynibbles.com/unsafe
Happy Anniversary!
I have the g-pod for my hitachi, and it’s the BEST THING EVER OMG.
It was a little bit intimidating when I first started using it because it’s the full power of the hitachi inside you, but it’s really, really neat. You can tilt it back and forth to get more/less clit stimulation. I personally don’t like it for thrusting because of the g-spot lump, but it could be used for that too.
Happy belated Bloggoversary.
And those toys look fun.
I’ve never even tried fisting before though. It kinda unnerves me.