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Guess What?

Go on. Guess!

I think I’m starting my period.

Sometimes I get off to a reallllllllllly slow start, and I’ve been examining the toilet paper for signs of color and I think I’m seeing a smear of color.

Fer realz!

No really though, I am starting. So what that means is I’ll be finishing up by next Thursday/possibly into Friday, which is pretty okay. Plus, I’ll be way over the worst of it before we even leave for camp. My biggest worry was that I’d be starting as we got there and for the first two days, I don’t go far from a bathroom because it is fucking Red Niagra Falls in my panties.

TMI?

Too bad. Deal.

But this will work out just fine.

Of course when I read this comment this morning: “You could wind up oh so lucky with a bloody tampon shoved in your mouth. :)”

…then I had a little moment of “oh golly gee, I hope I’m on my period at camp!”

Because that is just disgusting enough to be hot as fuck.

In other news–

Buppy is doing pretty well. He went potty on the floor that first day but hasn’t since. I don’t know that he’s housebroke necessarily, I’m just taking him out everytime he moves, just about.

He sleeps a lot. A LOT. He seems quite content curled up on your lap, snoozing away.

He loves his walks, though. For a tiny thing, he can sure give a pull on the leash! I’m trying to figure out how to train him to use outside time on the chain as potty time, because he isn’t quite figuring it out. He seems to think outside time means walk, and walk means potty, and chain time means stand at the door and whine.

He plays fetch like a pro, plays tug of war, barks at the door, plays with the cats- who have already gotten over having a dog in the house.

The worst thing so far is that he gets growly and snappy with Babygirl. All she has to do is come near him and he’s unhappy. I’m trying to make friends by letting her feed him his treats and having her hold or throw his toys when we play. He must have had some bad experiences with little kids though because he does not like her AT ALL.

The best thing so far is that he parks himself under the highchair at mealtime. He’s done earning his keep already.

Lessee…

Babygirl is sick. She kept me up til 1 am last night, just crabbing and kinda urpy. She made some noise a couple times after that, fussing and crying but not really waking up. Of course Master rolls me outta bed at Early O’clock this morning and by the time he’d had his breakfast and coffee and was out the door, it was just another 45 minutes before Baby was up for the morning. Awake and sporting a fever, snot running down to her neck and coughing, crying, pale. She’s been a delight all morning long.

I. am. so. tired.

Blech. More later. I can’t type with her wiping snot on my leg. ~gag~

Brb!

16 Responses to “Guess What?”

  1. kat says:

    if you have birth control pills, you should have been taking them. then stop 2 days before you wanted to start your period.

  2. Hisflower says:

    lol….girl, you make me laugh sooo hard! i hope the timing works out perfectly for you! also sending TONS of wishes for babygirl to get better real quick!
    hugs..

  3. Cricket says:

    I just love your blogs! Congrats on the arrival so it doesn’t ruin your trip.

    I hope your baby feels better soon.

    Cricket

  4. Biddable says:

    Ugh! Sick babies are Teh Worsteses!

    I had to take Tertia for her shots today. She’s been a real treasure, too.

    • kaya says:

      The shots didn’t seem to bother Babygirl much. Though she did have a site reaction to one that, even though she had her shots a good 6 weeks ago, she still has a dark, bruisey looking spot where she got them. It was red, and swollen and itchy for a long time. She’s got a wicked cold right now. Poor girl. I better not get it!

  5. Sanna says:

    I’ve been looking at spotting toiletpaper for the past week. It’s still not started properly yet.

    (*pregnancy freak-out*)

    • kaya says:

      You know how much I love teh babies. I may have to pray for a wee 6-3-5. *beams*

      • Sanna says:

        Eeeek! Yanno I’m still only 21, right? That and I really, really, really don’t want any babies. If I have any, do you do trans-atlantic adoptions? ;)

        Though considering my uterus is now producing the niagara falls, trying to escape my body and doing it’s best to give me as much pain as possible… I think we’re on the safe side. Phew.

  6. Karen says:

    Crate training is fast and foolproof…for Buppy,not you or babygirl….when you take him out no playing etc until he does his business…then big hugs and kisses and playtime..if you are concerned about housetime put him in his crate when you are busy…and then outside again until …it works wonderfully..K

  7. Chrissy says:

    Did any of the cats do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWDUMYxinik

    at the appearance of Buppy?

  8. dana says:

    Guess what? So did I, but I leave for camping tomorrow! UGH!! So yea, good times. Grin and bear it, suck it up…all those great motivational sayings are my motto currently. Hope Babygirl feels better and everything runs on schedule for you!

  9. Karen says:

    Oh…some little dogs are very wary of little people…They are kind of in their face…thinking they are a moving plush toy…Karen

  10. Star says:

    Hunnie, you can totally have mine. I am done being a girl now *nods* I really don’t know how y’all do this shit every month. lol Maybe being in top mode has made me a wuss but I am really having a hard time with the Hover damn being broken and my va-jay-jay tryen to claw it’s way outta my body…
    Sorry to hear about babygirl. I hope she gets well soon…

  11. Janessa says:

    I gave up tampons ages ago. Menstrual cups are AWESOME. Seriously. There is a great LJ group if you’re interested in getting more info.

    http://community.livejournal.com/menstrual_cups/

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