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Gawl Durn It.

Everytime I sit down here I get interrupted.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Not one sentence typed, not one thought formed, just a matter of thinking to myself, hey, everyone is fed and content and otherwise occupied so now would be a great time to- and then I hear “Mom! I need help with my math.” or “Mom, can you print this off for me?” or “Honey? Bring me a glass of water (or suck my dick, wash my back, etc., etc., ET CETERA).” or “Grandma!”

Well, okay. Not grandma, but the others are true. Swear to God, cross my heart and poke my eye– or however that saying goes. Every damn time.

So I gave up sitting down here. I don’t sit here, they leave me alone. I sit here, they bother me. See how it works?

Then Master took it over because the chair was empty. Neverwinter Nights or Earth Somethingorother or some medievel war thingie that turned the mouse pointer into a little sword.

I watched a marathon of Cake Boss, got caught up on America’s Next Top Model, watched every episode ever filmed of Wife Swap. Cleared out the DVR.

Cleaned the basement, washed walls, pulled out the stove and scrubbed behind it. I organized a cupboard, tried to talk Master into putting shelves up in the closet (fail, btw), helped Jes sort through the baby clothes Babygirl has already outgrown, gathered up a box of clothes for Goodwill out of Am’s room, re-homed 5 kittens.

Now. I’m fucking sitting here and I don’t care if the house is on fire, I’m finishing this post.

Which… yanno.. I just did. The End.

I am victorious.

9 Responses to “Gawl Durn It.”

  1. weirdgirl says:

    productive thing you are! yay for ANTM, Nicole for the win :)

    i’ve only seen a couple of ‘Wife Swap’ episodes – thought about doing it yourselves? hehehe ;)

  2. itswhoiam says:

    love Cake Boss…such a fun creative show. productive is great…i generally need to be in the mood, don’t have quite the push that you do, lol.
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  3. Hell, does your Master hire you out any? You can come to my place and do all that shit. Someone needs to tell him he could make good money selling your ‘services’. LOL. Yeah, I know already..”shut up Poppet, he doesn’t need any more ideas.”
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  4. zelda says:

    Eek, I just had to say that I LOVE CakeBoss and I’m now jealous of your ability to watch television.

    “Master, i was thinking, what if we got cable?” LOL that would end poorly for me. xD

  5. Impish1 says:

    Yeahh! Glad to hear from you just to know you’re still kicking. It won’t be long ’til it’s “Grandma!” too. Sounds like you are really productive right now. Keep on keeping on…

  6. Lucy says:

    NeverWinter Nights hey? I’m just about to start playing that myself (rather than watching Daddy do it).

    Glad you weren’t interrupted again and managed to finish the post.
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