For Whom the Bed Calls
Some days
looming astronomical orthodontist bills and family cell phone plans(which one, ffs??) and four forgotten baskets of laundry with MOM!-I-need-to-wear-this-today! and rabies shots and what-the-fuck-is-that-squeal-coming-from-the-car?? and seventy-eight-freaking-dollars for one tank of gas and a 3-day a week part-time job that is suddenly SIX days a week plus twice on Tuesday(!!) and, btw-mom? I’m-flunking-algebra and scheduled child support court cases in another state with lawyers who won’t return fucking phone calls and menstrual cycles that have me BEGGING for menopause because I’d like to rip my cramping uterus straight out through my abdomen wall and beat it against the floor
days when you wonder why in the HELL did I get out of bed today?
And then Master pops in unexpectedly, just time for a hug and a kiss and an I-love-you-cunt, puncuated with a nipple tweak and an ass slap and dang, doesn’t that just make the day better?
Well, that – and a double dose of Midol.
~cunt
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Monday April 21st, 2008 12:48pm
Kaya,
Sounds like someone knows just what you need. Isn’t that a wonderful feeling?
Dave
You can do it, and you will get through it! S is excellent, and he does know just what you need. Take a deep breath. In—out—in—out—
Time for more of those mantras.
About the menstrual cycles…
Hydro thermal ablation of the uterus. Look into it. I did it and I dont have cramps or periods anymore.
It was worth EVERY penny.
And God created… Midol!
I wish I could say I understand the cramps but I don’t. Having kids seems to have corrected that for me. Let alone I rarely have a period due to the pill.
Now for the other, O M F G is raining every mutha fuckin thing in the world on my head today part of your story. Only one thing can be said. It do suckith!!!!
Some days you make me laugh……. i needed one today…. thank you
morningstar (owned by Warren)
oh dear…i know cramps..i hate cramps…but this too shall pass…until next month
fown
A small doesn’t-really-matter-note from me, but…
Gas in the US is about a dollar a gallon? Or something like that. A gallon is four litres. A litre of petrol in Sweden is about 2.50$….
Erm, gas in the US is about $3.50 a gallon – and going up by the day practically.
3.65 here
I know! I was having such a bad day yesturday — and then I called my Master, and suddenly, things were just way more do-able!
Good luck with all of those issues — may you find swift and painless resolutions to all!
(Well, except the gas — we’re all stuck with that! If you find a “swift and painless resolution” to that one, please let me know!!!)
[hug]
I have those days!!! Blah… they suck. I have them even when I’m not pmsing :/
some days it doesn’t pay to to chew through the straps