Farewell, Sascrotch, you hairy bitch!
Just as I have no stinking idea what prompted him to deny letting me shave my hairy cootch for the last two years, I have no idea what prompted him to tell me to shave it either.
But, you can bet your sweet ass I shaved that disgusting thing. Sascrotch is no more. Sascrotch is somewhere down the drain. Bubbye!
That was a job mowing that thing down, let me tell you. I could have benefited from a weed whacker. I used Master’s trimmer and two razors and I am smooooooth. It feels nice. Slick. Soft. Even my clothes feel different. I can’t stop touching it- and maybe I was dreaming, but I’m pretty sure Master was stroking it sometime in the night.
I feel like a new woman.
I have to post a picture but he didn’t say I couldn’t hide it so I’m tossing it behind a cut. I’m having a sudden attack of shyness, probably because I haven’t posted many nude pics in a long time. However, Master isn’t shy, so here, look at his magnificent penis.
Hee.
Speaking of magnificent, Master and I went over to Collarsmith’s and Mira’s house yesterday. The food was magnificent, the company was magnificent, and Master came home with a magnificent paddle.
Take a look-see:
The beer bottle is just for size reference. This paddle is huge. And HEAVY. And holy FUCK does it pack a punch. I knew it would be bad, and I was so right. I’ve only gotten a couple of experimental whacks with it and I already dislike it bunches. So naturally I’ll make sure it’s packed and ready to use at the next play party. *nods*
Collarsmith is a deviant dude who is good with making shit. I’m so glad he lives way over there..lol. I did get to try out his suction-y device, which, while I love the sensation of suction, especially on my tits, the idea of being lifted off the table by them is a little skeery. As it was, it was nice and painful, especially considering the end of the screw that kept digging it’s way into my poor boob as it was sucked to the end of the cup! Yowers.
All around, we had a great weekend. Circuses and sex and paddles and friends… Good times. :)
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Monday May 3rd, 2010 9:08am
Awesome! Congrats! I didn’t realize it had been that long (or that I’ve been reading for longer than that, LOL).
Now you gotta get up full-body shots so we can appreciate all that gym work, too.
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Yay you! I love the feeling of a smooth puss too. I had half wondered if 1) He was gonna make others shave you @ Spank or 2) remember that video you clipped awhile back with the male subbie getting his pulled out a bit at a time? I wondered if that was in your future!
(wipes brow) phew!
nilla,
grinning
[rq=2866335,0,blog][/rq]The Cam
Wow, what a difference.. Butt I can’t help thinking that Master is going to, after a little while, ordering you knot to shave again..
Warren
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That is a very punny typo.
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The Muff is no more!
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Glad you had fun. Hope to see ya again soon.
I’m thinking a shaved pussy is better for suction; less hair to break the seal next time we try to lift you up by it. I’ll have to get the lifter perfected, and see if I can borrow you to test it.
Yayyyyyy!
[rq=2859394,0,blog][/rq]Last Night…
My First Thought (seriously, my very first thought): OMG look! It’s SMILING! Tee hee hee!
Yeah, that’s right, I’m admitting to anthropomorphizing your crotch. Bam.
~Chloe
[rq=2868856,0,blog][/rq]A Rose By Any Other Name…
Uh, now I’m making a face like this: O_O
I read this through my reader, so the WHOLE thing showed up. No jump cut. I clicked on the post title, so when I commented it was again the whole thing, no jump-cut.
Since I couldn’t SEE the jump cut, I was curious if you had put ALL the pictures behind the cut, or just the last one. So I clicked “Home” after commenting.
And that’s when I saw the jump-text of “Look! It’s smiling at you.”
…
Apparently, we’re on the same wavelength with the crotch anthropomorphizing.
Go us?
~Chloe
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~~pretty~pretty~~<3
What a pretty pussy! :-) That clean feeling is so nice…enjoy!
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WOW, i am interested to see what your take is on what is worse. That new paddle or the misery stick. Either way, i am just glad it’s you and not me. i would just sit on the floor and cry at the sight of it!
And look at how pretty you look! i love that you were able to shave!
Oh, how lovely. Thank you for sharing. I wish I could shave… I have tried every technique and product known to modern man and I just get the worst rashes… not so pretty. I have to settle for short trims… (takes a frustrated breath and tries not to feel jealous).
The paddle looks positively dangerous… I want one too. (You know that Master got us a misery stick? I don’t know if it is just me… or Master or what… but it hardly hurt at all. Master was unimpressed… He just hits me with the handle every once in a while… now that will make me jump.)
I want to hear more about the suctiony lifting thingy.
x
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Oh honey. You’re not doing it right if it doesn’t hurt.
Ask me how I know this. ;-)
We thought the same thing when we first got our misery stick. Didn’t hurt. Wasn’t that bad. Why all the hype.
Then we went to visit the fellow kinksters who led us to the stick in the first place. They showed us how to use it proper. Then it hurt. And it’s been hurting ever since.
Gimme a run down of how you’re using it. I’ll help you figure out the problem. :P
I am not usually allowed to watch Master while he beats on me. But he says he just holds the handle in his hand and gives it a wrist snap. It stings a little… but not much.
Good lord, why oh why do I do these sort of things to myself.
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So he’s swinging it, almost in the same manner one would swing a cane?
Like, tapping it, like a drumstick?
Yes,sort of… but it is short… so it is more of flick… but yes… like a cane.
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Yeah. Thats what we were doing, too.
Stop doing that. That doesn’t hurt. Heh.
With one hand, hold the handle of it like you might hold a pencil. Place it very very near, almost touching, the area you’re about to hurt, so that the tip of it (the part you are not yet holding) will land where you want it to ouch.
With the other end, take hold of the tip, and bend it backwards. It’s flexible, it’ll bend almost in half. Keep pulling it back until it is almost bent in half.
Let go of the tip while still holding the handle. It’ll snap against the skin. Repeat.
And repeat.
And repeat.
:-)
From the Master of kaya,
xantu,
We’ll have to do a misery stick demo and put it up on the site here for you and anyone else that is interested.
S
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Looks SUPER !! Tell us more about the vacume and maybe a pic or two ?
I didn’t realise I’d been reading your blog for over 2 years!
you can see in these pictures how to use it
http://underhishand.com/cuz-you-asked-so-sweetly-though-youll-regret-it-mark-my-words-d
or at least get an idea of how to use it
john
it was supposed to be a comment to xantu’s question
john
Thanks to all of you… I think… I read your comments to Master and showed him the pics… I might be retracting my gratitude later.
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looks so smoothhhhhhhhhh
bet you cannot until Master
has some desert :)))))))
I used to be afraid to shave myself because I didn’t trust myself with any sharp object down there. Darling used to shave me and he found it erotic. However, he stopped doing it as soon as I moved here (why? I don’t know). I picked up the paces since he still likes a nice shave pussy (though he hasn’t given oral in a while…again, why? I don’t know. Probably because I’m wet like a swimming pool by the time I’m done going down on him that he thinks I don’t need any help…which is basically true. My sex drive is high and insatiable at times).
I don’t know about you, but I’ve come to find it a bit erotic. Of course, I don’t like it in the begining but by the time I’m shaving the lips, I feel wet when I’m done.
Nice picture of Master’s cock and your pussy. I can sympathize about how hard it can be to shave a bush. I usually cut the excess hair (carefully I might add) before I shave
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I’m not scared to shave but OMG I hate trimming it with trimmers. Every time I do I cut myself. :(
[rq=2903628,0,blog][/rq]Hello Christina
What a nice cock your Master has!, and congrats on the shaving, yeah it definitely feels more comfortable, carefree and exciting keeping your pussy clean shaven
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Keep posting the dirty pics. I love matching up to your blogging.