Enough is Enough!
Last night I nommed on Master’s cock.
He was all sorts of tired and already in bed, reading his book, getting ready to go to sleep. I was brushing my teeth and I could see the outline of the head of his dick through his tighty-whities.
And I just thought, well, fuck this too tired b.s. A girl has needs dammit!
So I hopped on the bed and attacked him through his undies.
*nom nom nom*
He was all “Well dang. I think it’s time to put the book down.”
Then we made whoopee.
(Remember that from The Newlywed Game? “Where is the weirdest place you’ve ever had the urge to make whoopie?” Bwahahaha!)
After the whoopee-ing I asked him if I could get my hair cut.
Not that I was trying to manipulate him into a good, post-orgasmic mood or anything. I totally did NOT hope that if I sweetened the deal with some blowing and fucking that I’d stand a better chance of getting what I want. That would be horribly NON-submissive behavior.
I would never go there.
*cough*
He said no, btw.
Wasted nomming anyway.
*grump*
;-)
~cunt
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Tuesday March 3rd, 2009 8:01am
I want to cut mine too. I can’t braid it myself with my stupid arm out of commission and it’s driving me bonkers. When I asked him if I could cut it, he braided my hair instead. I guess it’s something.
I think we’d both look cute with shorter hair.
I know I look better with shorter hair. When my hair gets this long and heavy, it’s limp and the only way I can stand it is to braid it or ponytail it. When it’s shorter, even just a couple of inches shorter, I have a little curl and some bounce and body.
But convince him of that, yanno?
You know all those people who say “If my Master ever told me to shave my head I’d run away!” Wellll…. I pray he wants to get that sadistic some day. I can only imagine how freeing it would be. :)
Having a shaved head is awesome, not so much in the winter. I do mine voluntarily tho, as I hate my hair that much.
I been trying to convince Master to shave this mop forever! He threatens… then realizes I’ve been begging for ages… then retracts His statement. lol.
I’d love to shave my head. I’ve been bleaching and dying and frying it since 8th grade. I’d LOVE to start over.
Daddy insists on longer-than-I-want hair, and seldom cuts my bangs when I feel they need cut. Jerkface.
*Sympathizing*
‘And I just thought, well, fuck this too tired b.s. A girl has needs dammit!
So I hopped on the bed and attacked him through his undies.
*nom nom nom*’
I’m sorry but I think you’re insanely cute sometimes.
Aww. thanks. :)
I was nomming it too. Damn near chewing on it. :D
I am SO glad Master lets me cut my hair. I just don’t have thick enough hair to wear it long anymore, and it just winds up looking stringy and old-ladyish.
And I SOOO remember the Newlywed Game! Lol.
And mine just gets frizzier and heavier. It gives me headaches sometimes, it’s so heavy when I have it up in a braid or a ponytail. Phooey. He’s mean. The End.
I used to watch The Newlywed Game with my grandma. Brings back good memories. :)
I’m not allowed to cut mine either and it drives me batty. Mine is really thick and gets frizzy, so we straightened it. I used the flat iron and really liked the way it looked, so Sir and I went to the beauty supply store, bought the stuff and did it at home. At least now its really silky and smooth. Still gets in my way, but a lot more manageable.
Are you allowed to use color? That’s the one that really pisses me off. I’m not allowed and I have a grey streak in the middle of my head. He says you can’t even see it, but if I showed you an arial photo, you’ld think you were looking at a skunk.
If I let my hair dry and straighten it with the straight iron, it lays pretty smooth. That just takes so. bloody. long to do. I really would LOVE a wash-n-go style.
I can use color but *only* to cover the gray. I can’t change my color. So, I pretty much just use the Clairol (I think it’s Clairol) root touch up system and just nab the grays as they come in. I have a lot of gray in the hairline right around my face.
Speaking of nomming on cocks, I just decided as of this very morning that I’m fasting over the next 24 hours. I used to do this regularly as kind of a “reboot” for the food cravings I build up. Clears the head and stomach. It’s hella hard, but it does the trick.
I just have to do something; my weight is totally running away with me.
So when I told Dan this morning, he said, “Well, if you get really hungry, I do have some protein for you” leer leer leer. And I replied, (no kidding, I did!) “NOM NOM NOM!”
heheh…oh and I WILL be blogging this later after my hair appt. so Teh Cock Nomming; I didn’t steal it from you! Honest! *holds up one hand, palm out* :D
As for hair, I never get to cut mine either. :( I asked him again today, with the hair appt. for touching up my roots (yes I get my roots highlighted), and the answer is always “no”.
What is it with that word? He uses it waaaay too much for my taste. Boooo. It’s straggly! I don’t have thick hair, I have thin-assed hair I can’t do diddly with. :(
He says it doesn’t matter, women are meant to have long hair, period. (Yes, he’s kinda sexist (sexually so) but it works for me, so…yah)
Hey. I know how it is. Cock nomming is in. ;-)
A one night stand ‘om nom nommed’ on my boob once. The sad part is that that was the highlight of the sex!
Housewench,
That’s too bad. From my admitedly limited personal experience (one matched pair), pussies taste even better than boobs, though boobs are good too.
Dave
Well.. at least you had that. I’ve had one night stands that had no highlights at all. :P
Kaya,
I, too, remmbr the newlywed game. I wondered if some of those newlyweds were on their way to divorce after some of the games.
I knew a girl in high school who kept her hair at ankle level (she stood over five feet tall). She said that she spent over two hours each day caring for it. I thought her hair was the most beautiful in the world. See, it could be worse.
Dave
I read somewhere that the maximum length of one’s hair is predetermined at birth. I don’t know if that’s true, but it does seem like I reach a certain length fairly quickly and it never really seems to grow much beyond that. But that could be because this is about the time I manage to nag him into letting me get it cut, too..lol
What about a bit of layering? I did that and it gives my hair that bit of bounce and curl without taking away from the overall length. They do like to have something to get hold of, don’t they. That said, I must get a couple of inches off mine next week……
That is all I want to do! I know he won’t let me cut any of the length off. All I asked for was some layering.
Mean. Boo.
Funny! Good luck with the hair cut!
somehow i don’t think it was wasted nomming….lol