Dirty Hairy
There are two things that mark the end of the “pre” part of pre-menstrual syndrome and the imminent beginning of the “menstrual” part.
The first is that I get a killer headache – which I was blessed with last night. Two excedrin and an early bedtime took care of that.
The second is a sudden, undeniable urge to fuck. To fuck now, fuck hard, and fuck dirty. That occured earlier this morning when I trotted past Master, naked and wet from a shower, bent over to show Him my shiny- albiet hairy- junk, and then begged Him to fuck me up the ass.
Being the red-blooded American male that He is, He obliged. What a trooper, eh?
It hurt, I ain’t gonna lie. It always does. His cock is big and while my ass may also be big, my asshole is not. Least I don’t think it is, though admittedly I’ve not measured. ;-)
I was hot for it though, pressing back against Him and grunting through the familiar burning pain. He took me slow at first, gently tapping His way in, only having to tell me once to move back as my instinctive reaction is to scootch forward in tiny millimeters. Once fully in, gentle no longer factored in and the phrase “bouncing me off His dick” comes to mind.
Funny thing about ass fucking when it’s good and right and feels amazing is that I lose my extensive vocabulary and can only manage such eloquent phrases like “fuuucccccck!” and “shit!” and “fuckfuckfuckfuck!” Occasionally I toss in an “Oh God!” when I can manage to close my mouth and stop drooling all over the floor.
But I don’t have any pictures to share of the actual ass fucking or of the gaping asshole left behind. Unfortunately, things got messy. Very messy. Even I, classless and vulgar though I can be, have limits.
Judging from the way Master catapulted into the shower when He was done, so does He. ;-)
~cunt
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Saturday October 18th, 2008 10:32am
Since I don’t have periods anymore (Thank you ablated uterus) the urge to fuck like rabbit is gone. Of course, given the situation at home, the LAST person I want to fuck lives with me.
“His cock is big and while my ass may also be big, my asshole is not.”
*snort* i fucking love you. my first laugh all day.
i so need to visit you.
His cock is big and while my ass may also be big, my asshole is not. Least I don’t think it is, though admittedly I’ve not measured. ;-)
Better be careful, or he’ll take that as a suggestion. (And now I’m wondering if there’s a physical way to do so. I suspect it would involve taking a picture and then figuring out the scale and measuring that way if there was no other person to hand, but I’m not sure.)
Also, I just came by figuring “it’s the weekend, I bet there are no posts, but I’m in the mood for a kaya post” and there was a post, so thank you!
I don’t go into heat reliably. If I did, then I would know when to arrange for a fuckbuddy to visit. Because it understands that I track my periods, it shows up at random times so I can go out of my skin with needing sex now damnit.
It also periodically does things like stick an extra week on my wait time between periods (so I have two weeks of PMS and paranoia of gushing blood unexpectedly in public) or show up a week early so that I can, yes, gush blood all over myself in public.
I’d yank it except that would interfere with the orgasms, damnitall.
Aren’t you in wisconsin? I could so see this pic with the words:
“Welcome to Wisconsin. Smell the dairy air”. ;)
+Damn you!!!!! Was eating lunch and now I have to clean off my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder if the state will use it as their new motto???
I’m from Wisconsin and I’m happy to say
I’d vote for that motto if it came up an election.
Kaya’s living in the UP now :)
A really hot picture, and equally hot post! Phwoar!
I feel just like you do about anal. (Although I don’t try to scudge away when it hurts … I just go completely still and very, very quiet … and I think he prefers when I’m noisy and bouncy.)
There is nothing like what I call PMS hornies – great post – honest and raw just the way you are.