Did you know…
That armpit hair is soft. It has the velvety feel of a man’s freshly trimmed crewcut.
It also leaves tiny little drag marks on the top of solid deodorant sticks. Today I gave my stick a plaid pattern. It amused me.
Leg hair, on the other hand, is like the rough side of velcro. It works like velcro too, in that material snags against the pokey little hairs and, while it doesn’t *hurt* exactly, it’s just… fucking weird. I feel like I am constantly plucking my clothing off my legs.
What DOES hurt (or is uncomfortable anyway) is laying one leg on top of the other. That causes the prickly little bastards to attempt to penetrate the skin of the other leg. If He wanted me to sleep with my legs spread all night, all He had to do was say so. There was no need to have me grow needles to force the issue.
You know how your mom always used to warn you to always put on clean underwear because “what if you get into an accident!”? Well I’ve been obsessing over just that very thing. Let’s face it here. Shaving wasn’t only about personal comfort. I shaved, in part, for precisely the reason I wore clean underwear. What if I DO get into an accident and some poor trauma-team has to snip my clothes off and is confronted with my Chewbacca-ness??
If that happens, I may never forgive Him for the humiliation. For real.
It’s been a matter of arguing myself into obedience the last couple of days as I stand in the shower with the razor mocking me. I want to shave really really really badly. It’s stopped being kinky and started being irritating. I don’t feel pretty or sexy or attractive. One simply is NOT sexy in silk lingerie with bushy armpits and a dead furry animal trapped between their legs. No amount of make-up or hair primping keeps lace from snagging upon your spikey legs.
I wonder if He knows that at one point in my life (at one point in every bar-slut’s life) not shaving was additional birth control. I would purposely not shave my legs before heading to a bar because I knew I would NEVER take some guy home if I had prickly legs. If I shaved, it was open season. Unshaved? Closed til further notice.
Well. I dunno. He’s just… a butt. A big mean butt.
And that’s all I got to say about that.
~cunt
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Friday October 10th, 2008 11:31am
Yep. I’d “curl” up and die if Master didn’t allow me to shave. ;)
The hair on legs are razors goes both ways…a nice little cuddle with your legs rubbing his body might not make the fur so amusing to him.
Oh, I so feel for you. You asked before how I felt about the fur. I don’t mind the unshaven bush, because I have never been bare. But I also hate it when the crotch fur spreads down my legs, which I never allowed it to do–trust me, it’s far worse than yours, practically reaches my knees. Thank god he never made me grow my leg fur or I would literally disappear.
The armpit hair eventually grew to be a love/hate thing because you’re right, it’s soft, and it might even look good in a hippy-earth-mama dress, on a sunny day in the garden or something, but that’s never when he’s noticing it. No, he starts paying attention to it when you are wearing the damn silk negligee, which it looks awful with.
Pervert.
Why in the world did you leave the razor in the shower? That would have been too much temptation for me.
sparkle
Eugh. I know armpit hair is really soft, buuuuut. Ew. Doesn’t matter. Have you gotten to the point where it folds in on itself yet?
I’m thinking a long, painful session with duct tape is in your future. Or, possibly, braids of leg hair and arm hair to suspend you.
But spikey leg hair is already horrible! What will come after can’t be as bad. Um. Right?
Seeker
If it’s any comfort, your leg hair will become soft too if he makes you grow it out that long :)
At least that’s what happened when I broke my foot and had a cast on the bottom half of my leg for 6 weeks. Grossness!
Good luck to ya ;)
a few years ago, I decided to go a winter without shaving. My partner at the time didn’t mind, and actually, since he had a thing for armpits, the long silky hair actually turned out to be a bonus surprise for us both. The leg hair got to be incredibly soft and silky, but dark. One evening I had my legs propped on the ottoman and my legs so resembled my dad’s legs, I had to shave them the next morning. I let my arm pits go for a while longer. That first shave? Incredibly smooth.
As a health care provider, I can tell you that discovering hairy legs and pits if you are ever in an accident will most certainly NOT be noticed. Nor will a hairy bush be noticed, or even commented on. I’ve had to trim pubic hair to get a catheter in a woman before. What was shocking was the way her uterus would just *pop* out if she farted. It takes a bit more than a little bit of hair to cross my eyes.
It’s because he’s preparing you for an insanely long, cold winter up in da YOO-PEE, darlin’…long underwear aren’t sexy.
;)
Robin
ok so i have to comment on this hair thing. i was told just the opposite, to shave every day. now to me, it is a major pain. i have never in all my life shaved every single day. it is just an inconvenience i could always do without…until now. so i have been shaving every day for a little over 3 months and let’s just say it is growin on me. you and i are in opposite boats…i am not sure i would trade ya because i never really went that long without shaving…i just was never that motivated to do it every day. i have motivation now. it is supposed to be 6 months and it is said that i will love it, even continue after that…i’m gettin there.
lol… im sorry that im laughing girly- girl, but im crossing my fingers that He lets you shave EVERYTHING soon! i feel for ya, i honestly do! i cant even sleep at night if i have prickly legs- it rubs against the sheets and all…lol. should we start a petition ” please let kaya shave?” but with Masters, i know we have to be very specific..lol.. so it should say ” please let kaya shave her legs, arm pits and pussy at least 4 times a week, every week, of every year!” i will sign it for you sweetie and i know lots of the others would too- we do feel for you… winters may be cold, but thats what fires and blankets are for…lol.
lots of hugs,
Hisflower
One busy week where I was too tired/busy to shave my legs, I was injured badly and had to be taken to the emergency room. I spent 16 days in the hospital and had a nice coat of fur over my legs, crotch, and armpits by the end of it. None of the staff batted an eye or made a comment. And truthfully, I didn’t care about my appearance at all during the ordeal because I had much bigger concerns at the time.
Three months later, I still haven’t been able to shave my legs. I have large surgical wounds covering them and I’m too scared of making them worse by trying to navigate a razor down there. I’ve got long, dark hair covering my legs and it looks like a carpet. Went to the hospital last week for a follow-up–still no strange looks or comments from the staff.
So throw that concern out the window. I always thought it would be a humilating experience, too, but having gone through it, I can honestly say that having hairy body parts wasn’t a big deal. At least not in comparison to having a nurse help you use a bedpan and then having them wipe your butt afterwards…
I totally use the no-shave birth control method sometimes.
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks like that.
But hey, whatever works.
In college my friends & I always used that Birth control method too! BUT, it never seemed to work and those were the nights we’d end up hooking up!
I am so thankful my love favors shaved cunts. As for legs, it always makes me girly-happy when he pulls one of my bear legs between his, and, after slowly sliding up against it, whispers into my hair “Your skin is so soft.”
But I’m not helping, am I? :(
Honestly, you have a lot of self-restraint to submit to that particular demand. It isn’t something I could manage at all.
First of all, I just started reading your blog and it is so funny and sweet. I just had the opposite problem – I had to beg my “sir” to let me grow my bush back – I have my yearly pap smear coming up. He hates bodily hair. He prefers to clip on the skin. Also no spankings, whippings etc. this week – I bruise easily and don’t want to explain anything if asked. I am sure he is going to make up for my being out of compliance.
You have inspired me. I am thinking of starting my own blog – sort of a parody of those Christian discipline chicks. I thought I could start a Jewish one – but have recipes, homework tips on kids, etc. I think I will have to hit the gm before I post an pictures…lol.
The only shaving requirement that he’s ever inflicted on me was when he made me shave my “landing strip.” I don’t know why, but it bothers the hell out of me. I feel so extra naked and a little bit silly without it.
I think I would die if he made me quit shaving. I totally get what you are saying. Why is purposely making you do something that he obviously puts in the “not sexy” category. It’s a whole level of sadism that’s just …well that’s just MEAN. Ol’ meanie head masters.
I feel for ya kaya. I have my moments of not shaving for birth control reasons but now that has been tossed out the window. It doesn’t even matter.
I haven’t been able to shave for awhile myself due to broken toes. I can’t quit seem to get the position I need to shave with the pesky broken toes. I feel horrible. So I can understand completely. 8 weeks of hell will soon be over for me.
Honestly I think the inability to shave must be worse than the scrunchy in the cunt. Though I’ve never had a scrunchy in my cunt, I would imagine that at least it is painful and therefore somewhat “enjoyable” in a way. Scratchy prickly leg hair? Just downright annoying and disgusting! No fun at all. I really feel for you!
Ruby
Well on a positive note… If your leg hair is acting like velcro then perhaps you’ll be sleeping one night and your legs will come together in your sleep and then He may awaken and decide He wants a little sumpin, sumpin and perhaps when He goes to spread your legs they’ll be like *scratch* *reek* sound and texture of being velcroed together which *maybe* if luck comes your way will make getting them spread become a hassle to Him and He’ll finally let you shave! *snickers* i have a highly overreactive imagination and am picturing all this. HEHE!
~viemoira
Oh. My. Gods. That is fucking hilarious!
You know…I’m starting to think that your Master has a cavewoman fetish.
He wants to bonk you over the head with a stick and drag you the bedroom.