Copycatters!
THIS was mine.
$95.00.
$95.00!!!!
I charged ten.
You can make it for about three.
Hee.
I make a horrible affiliate, don’t I? *snicker*
Maybe this will make up for it-
I want this. Since my butthole will never smell like a rose, can it at least look like one? Why yes! Yes it can! *beams*
And I want this for the Hitachi that I can’t use because it jitters all the fun out of my orgasms. Maybe this is just what I need! Besides, it looks hella fun, don’t it??
I want this. No I don’t. Yes I do. No I don’t.
I do. God dammit.
I NEED this. NEED it. (have you seen his cock?? NEED, I say.)
I’ll never get this, much as I want it. Look at that price. *whistles*
Okay. That is enough wanting for one day.
But that pussy spreader was totally mine. Fuckers.
~cunt
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Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 3:16pm
OMFG! I remember when you posted that thing you guys made. You made it!!! You should have gotten a patent on the little fucker. I know that they say imitation is the best form of flattery, but I’d take cold hard cash any day of the week over them just imitating me. LOL. Damned! I still cannot get over seeing that posted in a business…and it was your idea! WTF? They don’t even give you credit. Can ya sue them? *wink wink*
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I was really scared of canes but my Dom got some this summer and I like them so much more than I thought I would! We haven’t worked up to the thickest one yet… that will take a while.
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Nadia,
In my personal experience, thck canes are even more fun than thin ones. They actually hurt less/better (thuddy instead of stingy).
Dave
Yep, thick canes are so much better!
Hm. For 95 I’d at LEAST expect some of those nice chrome clothespins instead of the wooden ones. I say you should look into retribution, though. Learn what the laws are and such, because I hear they’ve had a lot of patent infringement issues.
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Kaya,
You need to patent the pillar of pain, quick, before someone copies that too.
All those things look so cool, especially that hood. But seriously, does it really cost that much? $300 on sale! Sheesh.
Dave
PS I’m so putting those canes on my “Kaya Xmas list.”
erm.. that pillar of pain? I copied that from them. LOL.
Damn! Turn about is fair play!
Kaya,
Oops. I guess you’ll have to live with it then. You need to invent another cool pain toy and patent it. You’ll be the richest slave/cunt in the world!
Wait, can slaves be rich?
Dave
That was soooooo your idea!
Do ya really think he’s gonna buy you some throat spray so you’re more comfortable when you give him a bj???
I bet he likes the gagging, tears, can’t get your breath ’cause he’s stuck in your throat Kaya.
Good start on your xmas list!!!
My mouth literally – LITERALLY – dropped open when I saw the numbing spray.
I absolutely NEED that. I shit you not, I want to order it RIGHT NOW. He goes for SO long and by the end? I’m puking and crying and my lips are cut and bleeding (and I talk like I left the dentist after several root canals) from my lips mashing into my teeth and and and… *sulk*
But…
Then I wonder…
Will it numb HIM too, and just prolong the experience?
(Which is worse? AHHH!)
~Chloe, totally torn.
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“Will it numb HIM too”
YES! See how they get you? Dammit woman!
Actually, in the US the patent system is based on “first to invent.” If you filed a patent and could prove that you invented it/they copied your invention, then they could owe you some serious $$$s
You are correct. Assuming that no one else had created something previously, kaya could patent it right now and still claim rights based on the “first to invent” system.
Unfortunately, just the fees for a patent are around $2,000, not including the lawyer’s cost for actually writing the patent. Then there’s the 2 year average patent review time. Then there’s the lawyer fees for suing for infringement.
Ha ah well. I think the best bet is for her to make and sell them for less! They probably never bothered patenting the product anyway. It’s such a niche market for that toy that they wouldn’t bother spending upwards of $10,000 to do so.
Kaya, you have clips for sale – I think you should have an etsy-like store for your kinky crafts!
I did not patent it. That never even would have occured to me. How funny!
hehe, even I asked you if it was okay if I made them for sale
Wow, I think I only charged 20.00 and that’s cause I used a more expensive ring and covered it in leather.
I’d never spend 95.00 for it… never.
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I am quite positive it wasn’t my original idea anyway. I just did a doubletake when I saw it on ER.
But that price! My god. Can you imagine!? They are so easy and so cheap to make!
ok quick question here… the “comfortably numb” thingy… i am wondering… what happens if it numbs his cock?? (giggling) honest to god i can see him (well any male) grabbing it out and yelling WTF.. for fear it has disappeared or broken or something…
ok enough of my own brand of silliness for the day..
morningstar
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You can believe me, I went to find customer reviews on the stuff! Just like I thought, yeah, there is the distinct possibility it will numb his cock a bit. I
mean, this shit isn’t hospital grade. It’s not like you could spritz it on someone’s chest and do open heart surgery. It’s just going to desensitize him a bit. It won’t last THAT long (maybe 15 minutes or so) but customers warn if you were planning on finishing him off via oral and not just using oral as foreplay, ya might want to think twice because it will be lots of extra work to get him off!
I keep singing in my head… This is the sex that never ends, yes it goes on and and on my friend! Some people started doing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue doing it forever just because this is the sex that never ends….
~Chloe
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OMG chloe…you absolutely must be beaten for even starting that damned song….
nilla
laughing anyway…it is the sex that never…aaarrggghh!!
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That comfortably numb spray does NOT numb them. I have some, and what you do is spray as far back as you can and wait (foreplay whatever) for about 5 mins, then go to town.
It works and it doesn’t. The very first time I tried it, I was able to go all the way down, but the second time I tried it, it didn’t fully numb.
It’s a VERY strong spearmint flavor as well.
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Interesting post
okay, that Hitachi thing? Looks like Alien!!!!!!!
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kaya,
you hate the blue stick…i wonder if that cane is similar? Either way, scares the fire out of me. i would NOT ask for it but that is only because he would make me beg to use it on me :0)
Every single looks like fun. Maybe you can get one or two!
I was looking at that intense impact thing with “mmmm” maybe I should ask Master?… “hmmmm” Maybe I should surprise Master, but then got the do want, don’t want thing going on too.
Funny story, At work, on the floor, I found this little piece of plastic, looks like just a big piece of spaghetti. But it is heavy, and flexible, really springy. Swung it around… ooooh whistles nice, snap it on palm, YIKES! Impulse… take it home, show Master. He turns me around and DOUBLE YIKES… him laughing with the delight of a child who has found a favorite new toy, me babbling that it might be an important piece of something at work and I MUST return it AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Be very careful about what seems like an “I want” item. It might turn around and bite you in the ass, literally.
Long story short, the little piece of spaghetti is in the collection. It ain’t going back to work.
x
This has NOTHING to do with what you posted, but… Anyone recognize this conversation?
“Am I fat, Master?”
“No.”
“What do you mean, I’m too thin?!?!?!”
“Eeeh….”
“You think I look anorectic.” “Nooo….”
“I knew it! I look like a whale! *hysterical crying*”
“… *silence and hugging*…”
I’m NEVER that illogical when I have my period. Ahem. Ah. NEVER. Shaddup!
Better patent the tack bra while you still have the chance.
It was through a picture of your homemade pussy-stretcher posted a long time ago on Erosblog that I found your blog. I’ve been reading ever since.
Oh man, that cane looks like whippy, stingy good times.
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One….it was totally yours!!! Two…we have that exact cane… want it? He won’t miss it…I Swear!! Three…you know I sew leather right?? I have even made a hood or two in my time. OH….and four…chloraseptic works too.
I’d be surprised if there was anything more to that throat spray than you’d get in the sore throat numbing sprays from the drug store or mall-wart. There aren’t all that many good contact anesthetics; it’s probably benzocaine. Cepacol and chloraseptic make good benzocaine sprays, if I recall.
Hey Kaya. Ya know, if ya really want one of them hoods, with a couple of fitting sessions, I could make ya one. Depending on materials, it could be less than 100. I’ll find out if ya want.
Mira