Cold. We has it.
I’ll give you one guess as to who the snow shovel bitch is. Who needs Curves when you have snow!
I look like a heffalump with a head in my winter garb though huh? 
Like that kid in A Christmas Story.
It’s only -14F (-25C) with the wind chill today! Purt near having a heat wave. Must be why Am went to school wearing capris and sandals. She said “you can’t let the cold interrupt fashion, Mom” and rolled her eyes like I was retarded. Silly me, worried about frostbite and hypothermia. Damn overprotective mothers anyway.
So I got my message from the Universe this morning and it just cracked me the fuck up. It said, among other things, “Gabriel, did you register kaya’s epiphany yesterday?” Hee hee! I love it when it’s spot on with something. It makes me giggle.
Master is still sick, though on the mend I think. He’s done nothing more than go to work and go to bed and hasn’t read anything lately. So I’m still quitting but it’s still not an approved quit. I wonder, do I need to come up with a different name for him? If I’m not a slave, then I shouldn’t call him Master, right? I had some ideas for a new title. Maybe you can help me pick.
Satan.
The Grand Poobah of Cuntville.
Mofo.
Billy Bad Ass.
Demon Sadist of Cunt Street.
Teh Boss
Zorro
Beelzebub.
or Babycakes.
One of the commenters on that last post (Fyre) left a hilarious list of slogans for my new-found cunthood. I picked out my favorites to choose from.
“Have it your way.” Burger King
“Just do it.” Nike
I gotta say, the Nike slogan is one that Master The Grand Poobah of Cuntville (I’ll just try them all on for size) says to me fairly often. “Be like Nike, cunt. Just do it.” So that’s got strong possibilities.
Although I really like the Burger King message since that IS what I am preaching.
I suppose I should come up with my own anyway. “Just do it your way”? *snicker*
Acronyms are harder than I thought. I’ll have to remember this for a cunt cupboard activity.
COHIP (Cunt Ownership Has It’s Privileges)
FOSIM (Fuck Off, She Is Mine; or FOHIM – fuck off he is mine)
ACWA – (A Cunt With Attitude)
CUT – (Cunt Under Torture)
Anyway… time is up. Later gaters.
~cunt
Wednesday February 20th, 2008 9:06am 
Ha!
That looks like where I grew up (Haparanda). Showeling snow is the best excuse to get chocolate, did you know? It’s all cold outside, you’re sweaty, your nose is freezing… so you make hot chocolate!
Right?
(I never did, because I dislike chocolate… my Mother would use the excuse to sneak a piece of 70% chocolate sometimes)
The snow’s getting real old, ain’t it??
I am partial to “The Boss”…I keep thinking of you saying to his “Who’s the Boss?” question..”Tony Danza, Master!” Shoulda seen the Cuntiness coming then!
Stay warm!
~s/nik
LOL! I love your acronyms, hun.
How about CUP- Cunts Under Pressure?
I really hate this snow and ice we’re getting. And I think anyone willing to walk out the door in shorts (or capris) is nuts. To hell with fashion! I want to be warm!
I really should be working yanno….
TOY – Tortured Over Yonder
BITCH – Basically I Torment Cunts/Cocks Heavily
SCREAM – Sadistic, Creative, Relentless, Egomaniac Affirming Masochists
And here I thought BITCH stood for Bound In Tight Chains Happily
Oh my – Did Am really wear capris and sandals?
I grew up in suburban Chicago in the 1960s, before girls were allowed to wear pants to school. “Wind chill factor of 40 below zero, cooler by the lake”. So I’d wait for the schoolbus in my 1960s schoolgirl garb (short skirt or dress) and a pair of tights. Wear snow pants under the skirt? Are you KIDDING? I got teased enough already.
Brrr, that looks cold. It’s a balmy 36F here in New England.
I am almost ashamed to tell you this, but what the hell… For the last few days I have been working out in my garden, cause, well, I am sick of winter. So, I started planting around my lanai some elephant ears, cannas and lilys. Then, three banana tress later, I had to stop cause (very quietly) I was getting sunburn. Today its a tad chilly to be outside, weather says its 68 but it sure feels colder. This weekend is looking better, at 81….
God, I love Florida. From Jersey, so I do know snow. (Nice stuff to go visit, look at, then leave!)
But! On a brighter note! The nettles should be coming around soon, and I am gonna be looking for a good one for you! I’ll mail ya the whole plant! (I didnt forget, and its evil stuff btw…)
Hey! If you ever decide to go visit the Big Rat, lemme know! I am like an hour from Disney World…
Loved yesterdays post, great timing on it too. I think your Masters response is gonna be something like, since when do I give a rats ass what anyone, including you, think, cunt?
~twisted
BING BING BING…..Twisted is the winner. And for your reward…..YOU get to choice her punishment…*Wicked Evil Funny Grin*
sorry I can’t post more or comment on the other post y’all, still down and out and sick.
Have a great one and be well.
Scott
The cold, the snow. And I just love how the temperature is so below zero but it’s sunny, too! So we get to watch things melt and freeze at the same time!
oh yes, and i’ve got one resounding vote for the “Demon Sadist of Cunt Street”
From the Demon Sadist of Cunt Streaks…I mean Street.
I like it…very good.
Thanks for the chuckle
Scott
I hope it isn’t uncouth to comment to the previous post under this one but what the hell.
I agree with you on the pain aspect of things. I am not graceful when being beaten. I do not lay there begging for one more stroke of the cane. I do not go away into subspace. I am very much there, drooling and snotting and weeping and holding onto the fact that he won’t kill me, and that’s ALL I can hold onto. I am not a masochist. I do not like pain, I don’t ask for it, (although right now I’m a little twitchy writing about it but that’s not the POINT!). It has been said that a true sadist’s worst enemy is the masochist. Makes sense. A sadist wants to hurt someone that doesn’t want to hurt, lol…and a masochist wants to hurt. Ne’er the twain shall meet.
As regards being a submissive/slave/cunt/property, whatever the label, *grudging* slaves/submissives seem to actually be in the majority as opposed to the minority. Seems like there are plenty of very controlling people that do find a calling in slavery…I think the submissive personality is actually the exception, not the norm. Took me a long time to realize that it is *okay* for me to be submissive, not just *a* submissive. My personality is one to naturally defer to others. Always has been. And because I don’t brat or push or poke or prod I have found that unfortunately many women like to hiss and spit and call me an “automoton” or “robot” or “doormat”…we’re all familiar with the terminology. It goes both ways, the judgement calls people like to make.
Too bad people can’t just dig other people’s kinks and lives and enjoy, you know?
Anyways, it’s funny the way everyone jumps on your bandwagon…but you are one-of-a-kind kaya, and while we may be worlds apart in terms of service, we’re peas in a pod when it comes to the physicality of what we do.
Send some of your snow my way, wouldja?
~magpie
*CLARIFICATION*
When I said everyone was jumping on your bandwagon that wasn’t being snarky! I just meant that it seems like you have lots of groupies, who want so badly to be “just like you”, yet no one can DO it like you and he do.
Was a compliment but I wound up sounding like a shit. Sorry.
~a disclaiming magpie
Da Evil One of kaya,
*pokes magpie*. IT’s all good hon
i like “lord of cuntsylvania” personally.
there a punk lesbian band called CWA which always supposedly stood for “cunts with attitude” but i never found their music on anything more than some random mixed tapes that were handed around from person to person. damn shame. they had hilarious songs.
He snickers again..you guys are gonna make me blow a lung.
it’s really bad for kaya, especially since she CUNT..I mean CAN’T make it better..and is on a cum hold and all….*slow grin*
Scott
oh wow those pics are beautiful…i can say that cause i havent seen snow, dont live where it snows and have never seen anything like the first pic which i think is so pretty…we are in a heat wave so i envy you from afar.
I like “Beelzebub”, and “Demon Sadist of Cunt Street” but I think the second one would take far too long to say to him. I personally think you should call him…”Cock” like…A cock and cunt.
There are 3 healthy kids in your house. Do they ever help you with any chores like shoveling?
*pokes the comment person type*…Hello, have you read the blog for a long time…I am an asshole..pure and simple…of course they do chores and also get an allowance for it…..people who meet me for the first time….always say..WOW..I was expecting something else….well DUH, I am a Chameleon. I have to be. My job is high profile and I have learned to blend and live a Dual Lifestyle. AKA a Public lifestyle and a Hello, where’s my cunt lifestyle. Hope that makes sense. FUll of Meds. so Back to it.
I INFORMED kaya that SHE will be doing the shoveling NOT either of the kids.
At any given time, if we ask either of the children to assist us with anything, they are johnny or janey on the spot. They (Da Kids) are a very wonderful bunch and I love them very dearly….more than my own. Cuz basically, Like I told kaya, they are mine.
Anyways…as for getting back to the item at hand…chores..I made mention that I may need to knock the icycles off the roof..so guess who does the WHOLE back of the house….kaya, nope…either of the dogs, nope….Da Boy Child.
I hope that answers your question. Plus we also place more focus on Academics and such than coming home, doing chores, and more chores and then homework and then shower and then bed. Like all of us, they need down time as well. And it works for us. The kids are almost alwaysssssssssss A students. One of the kiddies forgot to turn in an assignment and got burnt for it…but sucks to be them…Hehehhehehehe.
TTFN,
Scott
*perks* TTFN ?? kaya is going to be a lucky girl with Tied Tits Flogged Nipples
Get better soon Sir
jewel`
I hope Scott feels better soon! Being sick sucks. I’m glad that Master and I aren’t the only ones suffering through the snow and cold. Although, one of the big advantages of renting an apartment.. don’t have to shovel! Although the people they hire to do it do a suck ass job of it… *sigh* Can’t win I suppose.
I would vote for “The All Knowing and All Powerful Supreme Cunt Licker” instead of “Master”. Licker could stand for a lot of things. *grins* Oh! Or “The Great and Powerful Oz”! Yellow brick road could take on a whole new meaning.
I’m on Long Island (coastal NY). The Atlantic ocean moderates the temperature. I can’t remember it getting down to 0 degrees. We also haven’t had a good snow storm the last few years – one that would close Long Island for a day. I miss that – but you can keep the minus temperatures.
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i was in a not so great mood when i signed on- but again kaya, your post did a world of wonders for me! your pictures look just like it does here..(im in michigan)i tell ya, im reallyyyyyy tired of the snow and cold! also,i hope your Master feels better real soon.
hey kaya…come here… a little closer… okay, thats good….(whispering to kaya now) kaya, i dont think you are going to be allowed to quit…i read your Masters comments up there…just thought i would tell ya..lol!
thanks for the laughs sweetie!
hugs, Hisflower
How about “The one with the Whip”……
testing 1..2.. 3.. testing…lol
hugs, Hisflower
Keep ALL your DAMN snow! i don’t want any over here. Keep it
(i also found great humor when Fyre originially posted those acronyms) Found myself giggling that ‘beat intensely to control her’ (THAT is fucking gooooood!!!!)
~ttfn and a laa tii daa, too
How about “Oh Captain my Captain”?
Holy Crap…
If i woke up and looked out and saw that sight, I’d go back in, hunker down, and pray for 80 degree temperatures. As backwards as it is culturally, those pictures alone make me happy that I live in the deep south.
Jeepers.