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Coincidence? I think not!
By kaya | April 24, 2008
It was only a few days ago that I was explaining the "bed of nails" theory to Dan and Bethie in regards to mass amounts of clothespins. For anyone who doesn’t know, the theory is that using a lot of clothespins actually hurts *less* than using just one or two because the pain spreads and evens out over a larger area.
While the theory does hold true in my experience, the "mass amount" of clothespins is somewhere in the neighborhood of ten or twenty.
I rather impishly advised Bethie to use a hundred clothespins. Because I’m a brat like that.
But karma is watching me like a damn hawk.
I really wasn’t even surprised to come home from work this morning to find a little love note left from him. It said:
TASK TODAY!
100 clothespins
Because I’d tempted fate, you see. Yesterday’s task? That I swear to GOD I was going to do, I swear I was. Yeah I was all pouty and I-dont-wanna and foot-stompy about it, and I joked about not doing it, but honest to Pete I had every intention of doing it. But then Fate sat up and said "Oh look! Some cocky little cunt wants to tempt Me! I’ll play." and came along and royally fucked up my day and it really didn’t get done and of course Master comes home and reads that smug little post that was really just a silly jokey thing anyway and he thinks "Oh look! My cocky little cunt wants to tempt Me! I’ll play." and instead of yesterday’s task that was as simple as "just do some clothespins" I get this:
TASK TODAY!
100 clothespins
Now, I know he doesn’t follow my tracks on the computer. Reading blogs isn’t really his thing. He’ll look at y’alls pictures! He loves the pictures (who’d a thunk?) but he doesn’t read very often. So I know he didn’t know about the conversation between Bethie and I. And I sure as hell didn’t mention it to him! You just don’t voluntarily remind a sadist that we even own 100 clothespins. (why did I think he’d forgotten what we own? Silly goose.)
So there you have it. Karma or Fate or Coincidence.
Or stupidity on my part. I am not ruling that out.
Anyway - about that bed of nails theory? It is null and void on 100 clothespins. Does. Not. Work.
Do you know how long it takes to attach 100 clothespins to yourself?…lol. And do you know how freaking hard it is to reach around them to find a place to put one that doesn’t already have one on it? And did you know that you should do the pussy first so that you aren’t jostling around two tits full of clothespins trying to reach it? I do now!
Well, at any rate, it hurt. By the time I got them all on and got around to taking the pictures my hands were shaking so bad I didn’t think I’d get any in focus. But no-fucking-way did I care either. But also, neither was I taking a chance on not doing it right and having tomorrow’s ante upped to 200.
Did I mention that it hurt?
The removal - SUCKED!!
They look like the Bride of Frankenstein’s tits! tee hee
I will not tempt fate again. I will not tell anyone else to do something I don’t want to do. I will not procrastinate the easy tasks when harder ones wait in the wings.
Ah who am I kidding… I will too! 
~cunt
Tags: breast torture, clothespins, pictures, tasks |
Ok,…I need to give this a try because its hot and sexy and i know Sir would love it.
I LOVE the “after” pictures, especially your cunt.
I eagerly await the next opportunity for you to tempt fate.
Geee thanks Kaya (!)
Chickenman just asked me ‘Have you seen Kaya’s blog today?’
‘No I was just going to go through my feeds’
‘Mmmmmmm…..we need to buy more clothespins, we only have thirty or so…’
Wow! That’s just HOT! ^_^ (Maybe I’m a bit more of a sadist than I thought. lol )
WOW… I’ll have to remember that about the “Bed of Nails” theory….if clothespins come in to play…. OUCH….
Kaya,
That looked like it hurt, somehting that doesn’t always show nin pics. You know, I’m reminded of Toy’s sunflower pics… Did I say that?
Dave
That does look like it hurt but at the same time, your design is pretty.
*hugs*
I had to laugh at the first pictures because your tits looked like hedgehogs! (Not that I was laughing at your pain, of course!)
But when I got to the later ones, I realized your madness had method, because the marks are amazingly beautiful!
I think you should get bonus points for that!!!
Beautiful! I especially love the marks!
I put 2 on each nipple and just thought that hurt! HA!
Beautiful pics!!
Holy cats that’s a lotta clothespins!
I can’t help but laugh- you know better than to do that to fate!!!
:p
dearest kaya — wow! VERY impressive. your wit, your charm, your sassy self … and the fact that you not only did the task but then photographed not ONE but SEVERAL views of what you did and how you did it.
i’d say that no matter your fresh tarty self, you do your Master proud by going beyond the call of duty.
(100. Bravo. And do i hear a 101? 110? 210? *S*)
Btw — you are right about the displacement theory. One single one has a PINPOINT SHARP FOCUS. The minute your attention is diverted, it alleviates the previous point. And so on x 100. *S*
Kisses!
slave2bholed.
http://www.dungeon-love.com
as soon as i saw the marks i totally thought Spiderman…the arms of Dr. Octwhatever…in the second one…very even and straight…i so couldn’t do that…
fown
Beautiful pics! Love the patterns afterwards!
kaya, how can i contact you?
kaya (at) underhishand.com
I really should put that on here somewhere.
ACK! Ackity-ack-ack!
I have decided, based upon the bizarre blue and purple markings left behind by a particular set of wooden spatulas, that I am allergic to wood. My Sir laughs at me when I tell him this, and has not yet given in to my pleas to throw away all our wooden toys. (hrmph)
Your pictures look like anaphylactic shock waiting to happen!
OMG!!! I thought two little rubber tipped clothespins were bad…but those pictures…OMG!!!
I suspected that bed of nails thing was too good to be true. I kinda like the marks though. Not enough to try it myself, of course.
The clothespins left very lovely marks. Good to hear it hurt so bad. Thanks for sharing the results.
Heh, you know you enjoyed it. A lot, in fact, or why would you put in that final comment tempting your master to make you do twice as many tomorrow?
[...] One hundred clothespins. On one woman’s tender bits. [...]
Wow…just a thought…have you ever tried attaching coarse sand paper to the peg jaws?
best,
saemus
Yeah..lol. I have thought of that. Here: Spiced-up clothespins
karma bitch slapped you!
i think the photos came out very well, esspecally for for situation
but maybe a tripod/timer method should be employeed
man you can take some punishment.