Buppy, Blood, Bspam and Blaziness
That’s Buppy.
Buppy looks nothing at all like the picture I posted last week. Either my memory/observation skills are that bad or the shelter gave us the wrong dog.
Either way, he’s adorable.
We couldn’t come up with a name that fit. Am wanted Hercules. I wanted Leonidas. B-man wanted Turd (yeah. He’s 15.) Jes didn’t care. Master wanted Jack. And Babygirl called him Kitty.
Probably because our cats are bigger than he is.
In the meantime of no-name, we called him Puppy. He responds to Puppy. Maybe Puppy was his name before. Who knows. Anyway, fascinating story as this is, when Babygirl finally acknowledged that he was indeed a “buppy” and not a kitty, Buppy it became.
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So, I have to ask all of you a favor. I need you to help me pray for my period.
I know, I know, it’s an odd request and slightly squicky, but for the first time in my life (since that unplanned pregnancy 5 months after having Jes wherein I conceived Am) (and since I conceived B-man on the day my divorce was final) (Okay, so for the 3rd time in my life), I NEED my period to start. Preferably NOW. At least sometime between today and Thursday at the latest.
Pray for blood. I’ll even take PMDD, wicked cramps and passing clots if I gotta. I just need to start so that I’m finished by next Wednesday which is the day that we leave for Twisted Tryst!!!!! Woot!
Otherwise, I’m due to start the day we leave. Which would put a serious damper on my fun activities. A SERIOUS RED DAMPER!!
If I started taking birth control pills now, would I be able to hold it off? Or would I just start spotting because I’m starting mid-cycle? This is an emergency of epic proportions. I need to bleed now, or I need to not bleed until September. No inbetween bleeding.
Chant with me. BleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleedBleed
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Just a quick note about comments: If you posted one that never shows up, let me know. I’m currently getting a wave of spam here on the blog (like 100 to 200 a day). Most of it is being caught by the spam folder so all I have to do is empty the folder. However, it’s not uncommon for a comment to end up in the spam folder, too. Unfortunately, I don’t have the time to read through 200 comments looking for the one that shouldn’t be there. I’m just dumping the folder without looking. So give me a head’s up, or else forgive me for deleting and know that it’s not intentional. I loves ya. Honest.
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My house is a wreck. My god. I was so so tired yesterday. Just one of those days where it feels like someone sucked the life right out of me. I even took a two hour nap when Babygirl went down for hers, and I rarely sleep midday. So, I did nothing and it shows. It doesn’t take but a couple of hours of not being diligent with the housework before things start to pile up. Apparently, we are slobs. *nods*
I apologized probably 10 times to Master for being so useless. He poo-pooed the thought and told me that everyone has days like that… SOMETIMES. He really stressed the SOMETIMES. Obviously, today had better be better than yesterday. Maybe I should have y’all pray for energy AND blood.
I’ve also been sucking ass at cooking the last few days. I dunno, sometimes I just lose interest. I get so tired of trying to think of meals, of cooking the same thing over and over, and of the expense of groceries that I start avoiding the kitchen. I need to get my shit together.
I also need to lose about 30 pounds by next week Wednesday.
Set achievable goals!
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Annnnd she’s awake. My time here is done. Later taters!
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Monday August 16th, 2010 6:40am
BLLEEEEEED…
BLEEEEEEEEEEEED
There are probably some herbal teas you could drink to bring it on. idk though. But I think you might be screwed.
Making plans that involve fucking and fun means you’ll get your period. How do you not know this???
YOU HAVE to remain “Undecided” until you actually arrive. You have to focus on not being interested or excited until you get there. Haven’t you seen those aunt flo commercials where she’s showing up exactly when she’s unwanted?
I’m just saying… you should have been like “Twisted Trysts… I’m probably not even going to that…. I’ve got so much knitting to do.”
But I DID! I totally did. That’s why I need to lose 30lbs, because I was SO good at being undecided and SO convinced we weren’t going that I gained weight in honor of fooling myself. :)
Not gonna lie… when I first read this I was thinking you were having a pregnancy scare and a small part of me giggled…
okay, probably more like cackled.
When I found out it was just so you could go to an event I was sad.
Careful there girls. No cackling…I had a pregnancy scare at 41. He’s nine now. I’ll pray for blood. ;-)
That is not the same dog. That dog so cute!! :) Look at Buppy. I want to squish his little face!
Well that picture of the dog from the other post was just a random pic that I took off the net based on what I remembered the dog to look like.
Which you would know if you’d READ THAT POST (snerk).
But yeah. Totally not the same dog.
Way cuter than yours though. *beams*
It’s so cute… but not cuter than mine…
oh, you have a fan club.. did you hear?
No! Where is it? Am I invited?
it’s on fetlife, obviously… You should JOIN! we love kaya
I left the link but it went to spam moderation. lol
lmfao! You totally made a group!
I can’t join it! Then I’d look all big-headed and shit.
lol. You are the best. Crazy, but the good crazy. :)
you have to join it! That’s the whole point! lol you have to join it and get fanned!!!!
Your words were “SQUEEE!!! FAN ME!!”
I *meant* fan me as in fan me, it’s hot outside.
Yeah. That’s it.
lol
But what if I join it and NOBODY fans me? Then I’ll have to go cry and eat worms and shit. I don’t like worms.
oh please.. people love you.. obviously.. so they will join or whatever… if you post it, they will come.
People will fan you. I fan you… I fan you so much, kaya.
Buppy is a really good name. I think Baby Girl nailed it. How foolish that you didn’t ask her in the first place.
I know! Whatever were we thinking!
Period: If there was a health food store nearby, I’d recommend taking blue or black cohosh(darker is stronger). It comes in little capsules and is herbal birth control and works LIKE CLOCKWORK. Swallowing a handful every day would work! (It stimulates bleeding/childbirth/abortion, depending on the timeframe in which you take it.) It’d make it a LEETLE heavier at first, but overall managable.
IN THE MEANTIME EAT A FUCKLOAD OF PARSLEY. Drink parsley tea! Put springs of parsley in your vagina! (Herbal medicine sounds absurd.)
AND GUESS IT’S A GOOD THING I’M SENDING THOSE TORTILLAS. There’s a bajillion and nine things to do with them.
I do not want to put parsley in my vagina! *sob*
Do your tortillas come with a mini Housewench-written cookbook, please? :D
I was just going to suggest black cohosh and parsley, although I ought to note I have never personally had any success with them. So many other people have, though, that I thought it might be worth mentioning.
The pill totally won’t work, though. You need at least a solid week of pills to shut things down.
Buppy is adorable. I’m glad that Babygirl got it right. Letting kids name things has led to two rabbits in a row with the same name (although the same child named her first goldfish Shallow – her naming skillz may be erratic, but they’re there).
Our house has looked like wild dogs and incontinent baboons have been residing here since the depression started to get bad. It’s gotten to the point where the Captain needs to email me my housecleaning priorities every day, tiered for importance. Kinda embarrassing to need that, but grateful he does it.
Oh but I would have a solid week! I’d have 9 to 10 days if I start taking them today. Should I start them? *bounce bounce bounce* I must know!
If you were at the beginning of your cycle I’d tell you to go for it… since you’re not I’d see if you can get an appointment with your doctor in the next couple of days. There are a few other hormonal medications that will delay your period as long as you’re taking them.
“Our house has looked like wild dogs and incontinent baboons have been residing here since the depression started to get bad”.
I laughed so hard I banged my forehead on the keyboard!When did you visit my house?
Yay! You stayed with Buppy! Win!
Buppy, FTW!
http://fetlife.com/groups/21741
There’s a kaya fan club now, on fet if anyone’s interested in fanning her.
I LUFFF that dog! GREAT name, btw. my dog has a stoopid name that he came with…and my surly teen son really liked. Blake. Like Blake the beatboxer from american idol a few seasons ago. So. Yeah. his first owner was a Blake the BB fan.
sending ‘bleed” whammies….
enjoy your ….um…is that a vacation? play-cation…?
Have a fawking blast whaddever you call it!!!
nilla
*still beaming*
nilla got royally fucked yesterday by Sir.
He’s adorable!!!!
Put your Master up there, instead of parsley. Lots and lots of orgasms, all in a row, will start those contractions up(and it will be really fun). I’ll pray for blood (didn’t Daniel Day Lewis star in that flick already? no, there will be blood!)
That was me, up there with the baboons, btw. I was laughing so hard I forgot to put my info in.
Bleeeeed, bleeeeeed, bleeeeed, bleeeed….
I’m not sure if I mean you or me or both, though. Had my period end early July, and it’s now mid-August AND I HAVEN’T GOTTEN IT BACK. *rips out hair*
Took pregnancy test and apparently am not pregnant, but MUDDAFAKKINGAWD give it back to me so I can go back on the birthcontrols and NOT GET PREGNANT. >…..<
I’ve bled EVERY camp.
And am Just.Now.Finishing.
Just sayin. :)
Yeah! We were ALL bleedin last camp.
And you totally need to move to the Court. Now.
Where is the court?
AND! I will not be bleeding, god dammit! I’m shoving parsley up my snatch tomorrow, by george.
Up by the road. =)
I think I’ll have to convince das Pumae that Cooter Hollow is way better. Re-locate the Gnews Headquarters to the showers.
It’s obviously a camp conspiracy!
You could probably get on the pill and be ok. It will reset the biological clock, but I’m guessing that is what you want.
Personally I’d steer away from the black cohosh until you know the correct dosage and what it might do to ya. If ya take too much, you could bleed badly and bad things could happen. I know a few different things for uterine health, and cohosh isn’t one of them.
Yay for the new horrible cuteness that is now called Buppy. I gotta meet the little thing now.
And I really loved the “incontinent babboons” comment. Thankfully the computer screen can be wiped off!
The Buppy is adorable! my Alpha is a seasoned trainer if ya ever need tips! About the BLEED: if it should rear its lofy head in time, the Instead cup works wonders! Saved our honeymoon. Found it at Walgreens. Yes the baboons were here, I call them step-children. Enjoy your play-cation!
Another good period kickstarter is pure ascorbic acid, about 5000-6000mg per day for up to three days can really get you going! Works for me anyway. :)
Little puppies are cute
Grandkids who are starting to talk are darling
Missing your period – PRICELESS FOREVER !!
Norethisterone is the generic name for the pill your OB/Gyn can give you to delay your period. I think it’s progesterone.
well you seem to have gotten tons of ‘bring it on’ advice so i’ll just add my chant into the mix…bleed baby bleed!!
buppy is adorable, as it the name.
okay…dying to know…
what fet group????
would love to join if’n i could find it. :)
If you’re bleeding, you can take a natural cosmetic sponge, shove it up your cunt hole and it will contain the blood for a good while. It’s out of sight and almost no one notices it when they’re sticking other things in there.
Okay, so I’m glad I’m not the only one who has been the total opposite of responsible grown-up lately. Cooking? Eh. Cleaning? Eh. Laundry? Eh. Work? Eh.
Internet? YES PLZ.
Let’s not talk about how much laundry and dishes I need to do.
say it with me perimenopause