Bits- and not the pink ones.
* Garlic chicken pizza for breakfast is the breakfast of Gods. (Or fat slaves who are too lazy to make anything else.) (Say! How IS that diet going anyway? It’s not. Hush.)
* We have swarms and swarms of dragonflies up here. I used to hate them cuz they’re big and buzzy and fly at your face. But then I found out they eat mosquitoes. I <3 dragonflies.
* I have a mosquito bite on the bottom of my foot.
* I have another one on my ASS.
* It is, apparently, not sexy to hop around while scratching the bottom of your foot, with your other hand stuffed down the back of your britches scratching your ass. Who knew?
* The Rent-a-pup (ty for the term) has taken to humping Dracula’s (black kitty) leg. They are both fixed, and both male. Interspecies homosexual sex is cute.
* Obviously, they are no longer terrified of the pup. Now they yawn in his yapping little face.
* I ruined the cat’s “bird channel” by creating our back deck oasis. So, they’ve lovingly replaced bird watching with all-night mole hunts. I’m gifted every morning with at least one or two dead moles graciously left outside the sliding door. As much as I appreciate the offering, dead rodents were not on the list for “create oasis-like atmosphere”.
* I do not like the name Jes has picked out for her baby. Would it be terrible if I called her something completely different? Yes? Damn.
* The boy child had money to spend and bought himself some super-souped amp for his guitar. His bedroom shares a wall with Jes’s bedroom- the wall the crib is on. I anticipate some serious fights in the near future.
* I caused forking drama. Now I haz a forking sad. 
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Friday June 19th, 2009 10:32am
Kaya,
So what name did she pick out? Inquiring (nosey) minds want to know.
Remember, when a cat leaves you a dead smelly thing, it’s a sign of love. I think you’d love a cat I used to have, called Ranger. He was all white with two black spots on his head. He was a fantastic mouser, but didn’t leave you bodies; he ate them, tail and all. Witnesses have said he devoured them in two bites–Chomp, chomp! I’d send you pics, but he predated my even thinking about digital cameras.
Dave
You might have set the scene for forking drama, but I certainly don’t think you CAUSED it. That dubious honor belongs to someone else.
This whole forking thing is making me laugh my ass off. IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
I wanna know the name, toooo. But I get the whole privacy/not your choice to make by putting it out there thing if you don’t wanna tell us.
[rq=46027,0,blog][/rq]Fun with Shunga
Fetlife….I made an account looked at the pics. The wording about “blood running up toward him”, etc made it seem to me that he had done this. Apparently that was wrong but I didn’t check out anything else he wrote/posted at the time. I assumed also that the forks were altered in some way due to location of entry. Now I have read that thin-skinned idiot’s whining, posing, and self-victimizing. Lol, he’s gone from being a hard-playing sadist to a whinny bitch in 24 hours. I don’t think Fetlife is the place for me but thanks for the laughs.
I luvs dragonflies!!
Another form of natural mosquito control is bats.
http://www.rense.com/general37/wnvsa.htm
As for the baby name, why can’t you call the little lady something different? a special nickname just from gramma. Both my girls have nicknames their Nana gave them when they were little. They both now use them as their preferred name.
I missed the forking drama. Saw the pics, but missed t3h dramz. What happened?
[rq=46497,0,blog][/rq]Nothing much going on
It’s in that post’s comment war. LOL
I had no idea about dragonflies eating mosquitoes; now I love them too.
My brother had encephalitis as a child from a mosquito bite; HATE THEM!
My granddaughter has become “Lulu” instead of “Lily”; go figure. Maybe Jes’ baby’s name will morph into something you like better too?
My sympathies with the moles; Woody brought a snake in last night.
joy
not
[rq=46544,0,blog][/rq]Pondering Aimlessly
Garlic chicken pizza for brekky sounds divine. I never used to appreciate cold pizza before Master intorduced me to the delights.
As long as the name is not Britney I think you’re obliged to love it and use it. I’m sure it says that somewhere in the nanna handbook
[rq=46626,0,blog][/rq]Good week news
Just another thought…
You wear ‘britches’???
LOLOLOLOL
[rq=47341,0,blog][/rq]Good week news
Garlic chicken pizza? I must have the recipe. Give!
My dad called my son “Tony” for the first month of his life. He hated my baby daddy and I named my son after him so my dad refused to call him by his name.
la de da *tilting head*
oh- i iz sorry- i had a comment but forgot it while picturing you hoping on one foot scratching the other and your ass…
i’ll come back when i remember!
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oh- ya- the whole sharing the wall thing- ek! Good luck there as i am certain it will prove to be interesting. Hopefully things will pan out.
[rq=49082,0,blog][/rq]Rewarded with Training
Since He doesn’t have a blog of His own. Happy Father’s Day S. I hope you have wonderful day and get to enjoy lots of time in that small oasis you have created on your deck and back yard.
Aww. You made his day. Thank you! :*
How about you come up with a special nickname for the baby that’s a play on her name, so that you don’t have to constantly use a name you hate, but at the same time you won’t accidentally insult?
That forking incident was hillarious. Man that dude is a drama queen and can’t read. I am liking the “cultist” comment that set me off in fits of laughter too. Ugh for ick names, my sister did that recently with her new sproggit. I have a nickanme for him I use lol.
[rq=53232,0,blog][/rq]Purging the Demons
He took all the pictures down you know *nods* . Not a single picture other then a bracelet. I wonder if they would still be up if his page hadnt been spammed by kaya fans? *ponders the question….NAH!*
You crack me up. The way you write is just so comical.
Thanks for making me laugh