Because Kitten Said I Had To Update
Kitten sure is a bossy one. I’m linking her so’s y’all can go over to her place and harass her. You’re all still in my posse right? Kaya’s Cheerleaders and all that? 
We overslept this morning. Master rarely ever, ever, ever oversleeps. I don’t know what woke me up, but I looked at the clock and saw that it was about 2 minutes before the time he’s usually walking out the door and just about shit a brick.
I was like, Dude! Do you see what time it is? and he did one of those slow-motion type shiiiii-eeeeeet! cries and jumped out of bed.
So he threw on his clothes while I ran out and got as much ice as I could off the windshield (I’d kill for a garage. Srsly. Anyone wanna come build us one?), and he was out of here.
That just makes a day start out like crap. No shower, no breakfast, no coffee. Poor guy.
He called me a little bit later and whined. “I still got lube on my dick!”
Hee. I was amused. He’ll be slip-slidin’ around in his underoos. *snicker*
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There is really nothing of interest going on here.
Like… nothing.
My oven is broken. The part that is ordered won’t be in until the 17th, so no Christmas baking yet (or at all perhaps).
I’ll probably make some of that peanut butter fudge for the kinky christmas party tomorrow.
I’m working on my gift exchange stuff for said kinky party. I’ll post pictures after I’m done.
My house is a mess. I have numerous half-finished projects of sorting/rearranging so there are boxes stacked here, there and everywhere. I do that shit all the time. Start something, get halfway though and then get tired of it. Do y’all do that?
I *want* to go into town but Master said the roads were bad. Plus, I’m not showered or dressed yet. Plus, my car is literally buried. Plus, I’d have to snowblow the driveway first and it’s fucking bloody cold out there.
So I’ll probably do none of the above.
It’s not like I don’t have enough to do here to keep me busy anyway.
I’m enjoying my Babygirl lots. Jes was gone for almost a whole month visiting the other side of the family, and jeebus but they change a whole bunch in one month!
She’s starting to have moods, and express desires. She’ll get mad if you take away a toy that she wants. She cries if you walk out of the room (or cries if you walk in and she doesn’t want to look at you. She is SUCH a diva already). She grunts and squeals. She’s just darling.
You know what she doesn’t do though? She doesn’t laugh. We’ve gotten a few chuckles out of her, but none of those adorable baby belly laughs yet. Jes keeps asking if that means there is something wrong and I just tell her that Babygirl just doesn’t think she’s funny.
I’m not worried. She smiles all the time, she coos and “talks”, plays. She’ll laugh when she sees something funny. She’s only just turning 5 months anyway. Hardly an age where we need worry about anything.
I’ve already bought and given her her Christmas presents. Hell, she doesn’t know what day it is. We got her a rainforest jumparoo (that she loves! You should see her bounce!) and I picked up a highchair because she’s just starting solids. (In fact, this morning I was printing off babyfood information because I really want Jes to make her own. I did. It’s easy, it’s cheaper, and it’s healthier. I’m not going to do it for her though.)
This Christmas, she’s too little for it to be any fun. Next year though? I can’t wait.
Speaking of Christmas!! Do you know what the freaking date is? Do you know how many presents I have?? TWO! TWO!!! Argh!
Ummm…
Yeah. That’s all I got.
I told ya I had nothing.
Now go bother Kitten. She deserves it. 
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Thursday December 10th, 2009 11:17am
Christmas shopping? Do it online. Let the USPS and UPS and Fedex dudes fight the driveway. In fact, your grocery store doesn’t deliver, does it?
As for babies at Christmas, even at her age she’ll love the lights on the tree. Just make the room dark and let them twinkle at her. We only got belly laughs with lots of tickling.
And oversleeping sucks.
[rq=1467092,0,blog][/rq]Sit on Santa’s Lap
You know how many I have, kaya? One. I got you beat.
(I’m going shopping this weekend though. I really need to get Master’s gifts)
[rq=1467542,0,blog][/rq]It’s SNOWING!!!
Don’t worry, Lexi. I only have one present as well (and no sweet fucking clue to do about the eight trillion I still have to go).
I’m a project half-finisher, too. Drives the Captain CRAZY.
[rq=1468156,0,blog][/rq]Sick Fuck(toy)
I hardly have any presents either. We are planning a big shopping trip on the 16th when we will go and buy EVERYTHING in one day!
Girl isn’t laughing yet, either…and she’s about the same age. It will happen. Maybe it will be her Christmas present! *wink*
Presents? *sigh* Yeah, no. I’m clueless as to what to give Beloved. I have a bunch of 2-4 year old kids coming over tomorrow to make soap snowballs for gifts for people, but I don’t have anything done beyond that!
Suggestion for the car cleaning: As soon as Master gets home in the evening, put a big tarp over the windscreen/side windows/mirrors and tie it down. Find a tarp with grommets, or use really large bricks or weights if you can’t or won’t tie it down. I don’t know what will work best with your winds…
My dad tucks it into the passenger and driver doors, but it doesn’t cover the rest of the windows. In the morning, just pull the tarp off! Master will likely appreciate how little ice is on his windscreen.
Granted, he may just like to make you freeze your nipples off by working for it.
From the Master of kaya,
Oh how correct you are Heidi *slow grins*
S
Oh Whatever! How many times have you come to my blog and said “hey, write something.. you aren’t that sick!”
My stove broke, too and I didn’t get it fixed yet. I’m holding out for a new one. In the meantime, though, Master bought me a Countertop Convection oven or something, that I love. It never burns anything and it cooks so evenly that I don’t really miss my stove at all.
So are you saying you don’t want the snowflake spatula that will leave snowflakes on your ass?
Okay then the Christmas Tree one, then, but he’ll have to hit you harder to get the imprint.
:p
[rq=1470988,0,blog][/rq]This Will End In Tears
From the Master of kaya,
*perks up my ears and raises my eyebrows, eyes all sparkling* Oh you don’t say…..Snowflake AND Xmas tree spatulas….she never mentioned that to me…*gives her the evil eye and chuckles softly*
Mok
YES! It’s a snowflake shaped spatula, rubberized, with a metal handle. Have to straighten out the handle to make it land just right, but it leaves snowflake shaped marks! I should have it in a few days if they have any left for the season, and if they do, you’ll have it in a few days after that.
Ever helpfully,
kitten
[rq=1488685,0,blog][/rq]I’m not Bossy and a Wedding Story…
I have no presents yet. I only just realized Christmas is two weeks away.
Shut up. I’m busy%
[rq=1471838,0,blog][/rq]Lessons Learned
*sighs…*
I’ve already read this one…. I’m just saying. You know when you’re in a writing mood, you can future date some entries and they’ll post…
*runnnns before she gets swatted….*
[rq=1476989,0,blog][/rq]I’m not Bossy and a Wedding Story…
Why not get one of those tarps and cover the vehicle at night then the next morn all you have to do in pull it off? I have done this and it worked like a charm.
Agree about the tarp.
We have a garage, but it’s still full of boxes from moving, haha.
Did you get one of those hand crank babyfood grinders? Those are FAB-U-LOUS. And super cheap, if I remember.. probably only $10 or thereabouts.
Aww, poor Steve. Though really there are worse things in life than him still having lube on his dick.
I feel for you with the broken oven. My dishwasher has died. Freakin thing. Of course it died as we go into Hannukah, with people coming for dinner every night. And my kids think that it’s crazy and unjust that they have to dry the dishes. Spoiled. Spoiled. Spoiled.
This year I decided that I was not going to fuss over getting the “best presents ever”. I would get something I thought they would like. And if they don’t they can return it and buy X-Box games right? Which is all they really want anyway.
Thanks for the pointer to Kitten. Have I been there before? I dunno. But I laughed out loud at the wedding story.
Happy holidays,
sin
[rq=1487975,0,blog][/rq]My Body
From Master of kaya,
Dudette..Xbox rocks. Especially Modern Warfare 2.
*gives sin a lil ribbing*..and who’s Steve…..*grins innocently*.
Have a geat weekend.
Mok