Because all the cool kids are doing it! – Take Two
I did this last year so probably nobody has anything more to ask, but given my current state of non-kink to report, I’m gonna put it out there anyway.
March is Question and Answer month. Ask me anything. I’ll answer in an upcoming post.
Comment anonymously, use your name, or send me an email (kaya at underhishand.com).
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Wednesday March 4th, 2009 9:44am
What trait/quality/characteritic in your youngest are you the most proud of?
Now, I haven’t read your journal through-and-through, so I could be missing somewhere where you mentioned this, and in that case, I’m sorry and I’ll read more! But in case you haven’t, I’m curious as to whether you think your kids have any ideas about the lifestyle you live, other than that you bring your Master his food, drinks, etc. and are generally submissive to him. Do you think any of them are aware of your actual D/s lifestyle?
Thanks for doing the Q&A, I just think you’re so interesting, and even though I’m not personally choosing to follow this way of living, I definitely keep coming back to read more.
I HAVE A V. IMPORTANT QUESTION! Kindly ignore all substantive questions in favor of this one!
Unless I haven’t been reading with my usual careful attention to detail, I have heard precious little about your pubic hair.
*pauses for effect*
Are you still a sas-crotch? How about them arm pitties? (That was almost titties! HA!) Your legs? Fuzzy?
In addition, just how freaky is it that I’m curious about your pubic hair? Actually, never mind, don’t asnwer that one.
ALSO, would it weird you out to learn I’ve been in the shower shaving before and thought to myself, “Tess doesn’t have to do this! I’m SO JEALOUS, ZOMG!”??? If it would weird you out, I have totally never thought that before, not once, ever, no. If it wouldn’t, dude, it’s happened multiple times. (This question is great! It’s like a Choose Your Own Adventure!)
~Chloe
Jeeebus! You beat me to it!
I was shaving today too, and thinking “Hey, when did I become okay with an 8th of an inch of hair on my pussy?!” and then emmediately thinking about The Hairy Sasquatch!
And has it really been a year already? Christ.
My question: Can I get another picture of Jes’ tummy? I wanna see how a tummy with an alien inside it grows.
I, too, would like to know the status of Sascrotch.
That was my question!
It makes me giggle to think of people all over the world pondering on the state of your pubes
Why for you haven’t come to see me yet?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Dear Kaya,
If it isn’t a secret: Why the name Kaya? Easier to yell across the yard or mumble during sex?
I’ve always wondered why and now I get to ask!
Whee!
Ally
Here’s something to keep you busy, kaya!
Since you are not posting much currently about kinky stuff, how about you go back through your archives and post your top five favourite-est scenes of all time?
(And maybe just reading and thinking about them may get you and Master S. fired up for more! Hey, I’m always thinkin’ o’ you!)
I’d like to add that this one time, while I was non-creepily stalking you and going through a million of your old entries, I about cried when I realized none of the picture links work?
(I realize that is not a question. But I stuck a question mark at the end to give the appearance of following directions and asking questions.)
Favorite movie/TV Show/book/musical group or solo artist?
Yes I’d really like to know.
I’ve been reading through your archives this week, in case you are wondering, that’s me going through each post one at a time. And, quite frankly, it’s really amazing! Wondering why you haven’t compiled a book yet, not to imply that anything is fictionalized, but rather to say that your writing is some of the best I’ve read. Here’s my question: Why the numbers as titles for your posts? I guess i saw this mostly in the 2005-2006 archive. Is it just a weird format change when you switched platforms, or is it some sort of code?
Love,
radha
Wow, there are so many of us out there doing this sort of Q & A forum.
Let me think a day or two and i’ll back with something to amuse you. But, i know a lot about you so it will have to be, like, so totally shocking.
Yeah. I’m so the woman for that.
I’ll be back darling.
xoxx
I want to know what makes you get up and dance.
If you could only take one thing to a desert island what would it be?
What is something sexual that YOU would do but your Master wouldn’t?
If you could be any color in the rainbow, which would you be and why?
If a fat girl falls in the forest and there is no one there to see it, do the trees laugh??
1) Who’s more demanding? Your Master or your cats?
2) Are ya’ll ready to be grandparents?
3) When did you start writing, and did you always know you were good at it?
4) Do ya’ll actually have summer up there?
Thanks! Love to read whatever you write. You are never boring.
What are your favorite types of books to read? I know your selection is slightly limited, but not so much that there isn’t variety (I’m assuming).
Any Stephen King you haven’t read? Which is your favorite? (He’s my favorite author, too).
Any parenting regrets? Things that, if you could turn back time, you’d do differently?
What’s your favorite thing to grow in a garden?
Sorry…in terms of kink…I got nothin’.
Kaya,
Q and A again? Oh Goody! Now, I just need to come up with some questions. Let’s see…
1: If you could slap one and only one person (not a relative) upside the head and change them, who would it be?
2: If you could be any one person from fiction, who would it be?
3: Would you like to be branded? If so, how–red hot poker type or red hot stylus type?
4: What’s your favorite non-erotic game (board, computer, xbox, whatever)?
5: Why didn’t you ever have children with (by?) Scott?
6: How do you keep up with everything on fetlife? I belong to just three groups and am already falling behind/lost track of threads.
7: At the end of “The Time Machine” it was noted that the hero took just three books with him back to the future. What three bookis do you think they were or should have been? If you haven’t read it, instead tell us what three books you’d take back to the dawn of civilzation.
8: Do you watch Heroes? if so, what do you think of the current story line?
9: Of all the sex acts you’ve never done, what one do you most wish you would be able to do?
10: What was the thing your kids could do (when they were little ones) that would guarentee them getting out of trouble?
11: Have you or Scott ever read any of my stories in literotica? If so, what did you think (honest opinions please–as if you could give any others)?
12: What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex of any kind?
13: After chocolate, what’s your favorite food?
There you go, a nice baker’s dozen questions. Have fun.
Dave
PS Why is 13 a baker’s dozen? can’t bakers count?
*cough* not to jump in here.
But for a while bakers were cheating people of things when they’d order a dozen of what have you, they’d give ten or so, and cheat them out of the two. So some king said he’d cut off the hand (or some other sweet threat like that) if he found a baker doing that.
So bakers started putting in thirteen just to be certain
Tada! Random useless fact of the day
cut of their hand* sorry stupid typos…
The reason why a bakers dozen is 13 is because they have to taste one. So then it does become a dozen in the end.
That was last effin’ year? Jeez time flies when you’re perverted.
I can’t think of anything, but I love reading your answers to other people’s questions.
Oh yeah–maybe you’ve asked this before, but do you ever have sadistic fantasies?
I mean answered this before, not asked it. Duh.
Hi Kaya.. I am a Domme and I have read your blog for about 6 months I believe.. I enjoy it and your sense of humor. I was wondering when and where did you meet your Master? Im nosey I know I cant help it.
thanks
Lashes
Lights on or off when your making love? No kink.
Dear Kaya,
I have a question that has to do with my own doubts and problems. Do you think that your masochism may have gone because, at times, the pain or suffering was too bad? Like – you seemed to really hate the hosing with cold water. Or even the blue stick or the misery stick. (This is the background: Nowadays, I often get so afraid when we are starting to “play” that I am almost paralysed. In looking back once it is over, everything doesn´t seem so bad. But, in fact, while I still really like playing with humiliation, and softer pain, I don´t feel any arousal anymore when he uses the horrible instruments or does the feet torture, or whatever.) Do you sometimes wish you could make Scott “play softly” – which, I think, sadists can´t really do?
love from Tina
Hi Kaya,
I’m a long time lurker on your blog. So here’s my question: what are your favorite and least favorite ways of spanking? Like positions and instruments.
I’m a lurker too, but I couldn’t resist the lure of a Q&A session. Also, I’m procrastinating. Hi!
When did you have your first (consensual–I don’t want to assume anything) kiss? How did it happen?
You tell such charming stories. Going through your archives is a lovely way to avoid doing work. Thanks!
What has been the most difficult thing about the change in your relationship from M/s to more ‘nilla-y
Hmm… this is too tempting to pass up. Are you embarrassed by anything that turns you on? if so, what?
OH! Do you actually use the laundry soap that you had in a previous post? The homemade stuff? I do. It lasts forever, and though it is chunky…i havent yet found any soap scummy stuff on my clothes. And im on my third batch!
Can we ask another question if we think of it later?
What is your favorite time to day to blog, and why?