A Nursery Rhyme
(To the tune of Three Blind Mice)
(*ahem*)
(mememememe!)
Three waxed sluts.
Three waxed sluts.
See how they squirm
See how they squirm.
They begged to the sadist to “Make it burn!”
She pointed and sneered to “Wait your turn!”
Us silly girls will never learn!
Three. Waxed. Sluts.
Ta Da!
*beams*
So my headless cohorts and I were reluctanly dragged, kicking and screaming under threat of great bodily harm, to our molten lava demise-
Okay okay. Fine. Not really.
In fact, as soon as “wax play” was uttered, at least one of us (No names mentioned. Squeakers!) was naked and on the floor purt near before the first match was lit. Eager beavers, I tell ya.
And speaking of beavers- pulling wax out of pubic hair is just… it just fucking hurts.
We had a most excellent weekend. Naked girls and evil men (and evil women!) milling around my house gives me the warm fuzzies. This is how life is supposed to be. Naked, well-fucked, and grinning from ear to ear.
However.
The next time that we all get together, I’m going to mount a large, blinking neon sign on the wall that reads “A Little Less Talk, A Lot More Action.”
In fact, let me lay out a proposal for group voting:
Next time, everyone who comes in the door puts on a ballgag. Yes, even you Toppy-type folk. Gag yourself (and stop whining. It’s not THAT bad!)
That way, the “talking” will be done with your hands. Or your toys, your teeth, your whips and canes and ropes and…
All in favor, say Aye! raise your hand.
Motion passed (it’s my world and in kaya’s world, I make teh rulez.)
BYOB- Bring Your Own Ballgag goes on the next invite.
Seriously, they talk too much.
And by they, I mean Master.
*snicker*
(Poke The Sadist- the kinky version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey)
Poor Alderon has been wanting to tie up some girls for weeks now.
Next time. *nods*
~cunt
Tags: fun, humor, play party, wax
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Monday June 15th, 2009 4:44am
i was gonna say, my god that wax with all that hair. well let’s just say i am surprised that He hasn’t had more wax play in that area, lol. i am glad that you had so much fun! i agree that is what it is supposed to be like.
[rq=13878,0,blog][/rq]summer is here!
*nods nods nods*
So. Not. Fair. We’re moving to the tundra. I wanna play!
[rq=13920,0,blog][/rq]Big Thank You
Yes. Move to the tundra. Srsly!
For serious? I really don’t know how you girls do it. Being all nakkie in front of people who aren’t your S.O., I mean.
M swears I’m an exhibitionist because I get all wet when people see me being dirty and stuff but I think He’s nuts. Cause being nakkie in front of people makes me all squeamish inside. And really, really wet.
I’m a freak.
[rq=14140,0,blog][/rq]Panic
I was going to say that you get used to it, but, to be honest, I still hate it.
I mean, you DO get used to it. I’ve gotten used to knowing that protesting wins me no favors. That no matter what I think I WILL be naked. That I can do it the easy way or the hard way. And that, really, nobody makes a big deal about it. Except yourself, internally.
None of us have that “perfect” body. And nobody had ever been anything but complimentary (or at least silent) when we stand there on display.
It opens up a vulnerability that cannot be tapped into in any other way. To stand butt-ass naked in front of a roomful of dressed people? Talk about higher levels of learning. Or something. I dunno. I babble.
Also, when I’m finally allowed to cover up, it’s.. surreal. Comfort that is indescribable. Safe. Warm. Secure. It’s almost worth it just to feel THAT.
You don’t really get used to it as much as those around you make it a non issue. Really if at all possible I recommend attending Spankfestival. My first time there I was never naked until the last night, then suddenly the open acceptance of all bodies got to me and I sat naked in front of the fire as people walked by :)
Looks like you had a super hot time!
Love the colors! I’m so jealous!
You pervert you! Perverting nursery rhymes…how…perverted!
I imagine you were finding wax in all sorts of places for days afterwards :)
[rq=14187,0,blog][/rq]Ballet boots have entered the building
I had wax in all my cracks. *nods*
Kaya,
That looks like so much fun. You three look kind of like a human tie dye. :)
Dave
So, I read this kinda fast the first go around. (Your blog is like delicious treats when I’m super hungry – I try to choke it all down in milliseconds.)
Anyway, I thought you, uh, “mounted” a sign in your living room. But I didn’t think twice about that, and I didn’t realize my mistake until the second read-through.
I don’t know which is stranger, the image of you gettin’ your freak on with a neon sign, or the fact that I thought it was totally normal.
Hee hee!
In related news, you are the awesomest dorkiest awesomest fun awesome yay ever. (Yeah, I know there is no discernible noun in there, but that’s the way it came outta my head and that’s the way it stays!)
So glad you had a good time, you lucky girls, you.
~Chloe
[rq=15094,0,blog][/rq]EPIC FAIL
Nice nekkid you have there.
(Psst, Jess tummy picks and update plz.)
[rq=15624,0,blog][/rq]Should I stay or should I go?
ok… you will the award for making me laugh ……..
god don’t doms talk?? when they could be doing so many more interesting things !!!!
i tell ya .. it makes my blood boil..
last play party we were at.. i swear the doms talked for 90% of the evening and played for 10%….. is that right?? there outta be a law…
i like your ball gag idea….
morningstar
Yes! There should be a law. Maybe if we start a petition?
DAMN… it has been so long i forgot how to type !! sorry the first line should have read:
ok you WIN the award……
Sorry but the ballgag idea isn’t going to fly. it’s a hard limit. But I think maybe for the rest it would be a good thing. The talking problem must be a man thing.
Happy you enjoyed, so did I!
It’s my Man’s thing. I think he out-talked everyone. ;-)
Oh god that looks good. I’ll have to remind Master that I haven’t been waxed in a long long time, and he’d gladly warm up the crock pots! *grins* Lovely rhyme!
[rq=16246,1,blog][/rq]Sticky: No Blogathon For Me… Unless
That looks like so much fun!
I think you all look kinda like Christmas cookies or valentine cookies, covered with red sprinkles…
di (heading for the kitchen to see if there are any cookies)
Kaya, SO glad and ecstatic to see you having fun and more pictures of the same! HATED the long stretch of non-pic posts. Please continue the fantastic work!
Sounds like a great time! *shudders at the thought of picking wax outta pubes*
[rq=17980,0,blog][/rq]TMI Tuesday 6/16/09
OoOh, how i miss wax play! It’s been so long and it looks so great on you guy’s btw. I do believe i may have your nurse rhyme stuck in my head for a while. Tiz very cute.
[rq=18400,0,blog][/rq]And Why Am I The Bad One?
*raises hand*…there is always so much standing around chit chatting or some such. i’d say maybe stop for directions but i’d probably get wacked for it. Wait a minute….*smiles innocently*
lol..
So, all that wax and you’re STILL a sascrotch?
Looks like fun! :)
[rq=26480,0,blog][/rq]It’s Hard To Wax If You’re Wet
Oh I was some kind of careful picking it out.
I think your Master should just buy a jar of wax and take care of business down there when it’s time. Shaving is for pussies. Cunts should be waxed. :p
[rq=26836,0,blog][/rq]It’s Hard To Wax If You’re Wet
I’m so envious. I missed your party. :( But I will comfort myself with the fact that I was at Spankfestival learning and doing new things. :P Have to get a blog post up to share them with you! :)
Loved the nursery rhyme :)
It was totally classy
[rq=36190,0,blog][/rq]Look! I’m Updating :)