I know what you’re hoping for. Some raw sexy story about a meaty cock, right?
Well, too bad. I ain’t got one of those.
But I got meat meat. Check out my inventory:
2 beef roasts, 3 pounds each
1 package of 8 chicken thighs
1 package of 4 chicken thighs
1 package of 12 chicken drumsticks
2 packages of meatballs
1 10 pound turkey
2 whole roasting chickens, 5 pounds each
4 bags of boneless chicken breasts, 3 pounds each
8 packages of ground beef, 2.5 pounds each
3 smoked sausage rings
2.5 pounds of stew meat
8 pork chops
4 pounds of breakfast sausage
3 pounds of bacon
Dude. I got boxes of pasta, bags of dried beans, bags of rice, cans of varied tomatoes, cans of beans. I’ve got beef stock and chicken stock. Flour and yeast and sugar. I’ve got 10 pounds of cheese!
That spells happiness right there.