“No more failing diets! Just strap this metal cage to your head and stuffing your face with cookies will be impossible. Breathing and speaking may be difficult as well but that’s a small price to pay for a trimmer waistline. As a bonus, the product doubles as the mask for a Hannibal Lector costume. While patented in 1982 this device never really took off, perhaps because there just aren’t enough sadomasochists in the world these days.”
Hmm. I happen to know a sadist AND I’ve put on some unwanted pounds.