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Anti-Eating Face Mask

“No more failing diets! Just strap this metal cage to your head and stuffing your face with cookies will be impossible. Breathing and speaking may be difficult as well but that’s a small price to pay for a trimmer waistline. As a bonus, the product doubles as the mask for a Hannibal Lector costume. While patented in 1982 this device never really took off, perhaps because there just aren’t enough sadomasochists in the world these days.”

Hmm. I happen to know a sadist AND I’ve put on some unwanted pounds.

Oh, Masterrr….

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4 Responses to “Anti-Eating Face Mask”

  1. makare says:

    Does he have a hannibal lecter fantasy?

  2. Honey says:

    I just have to tell you, all I see when I read the title is Anti-Face Eating Mask

    Which i think is something rather different….

  3. omega says:

    Hmmmmm…I believe between me and a certain nameless metalsmith this could be made for you!!

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