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Dinner Guests

If I invited you over for dinner, and when you came in you saw this book sitting on my counter in my cook book collection… would you still eat?

~snicker~

22 Responses to “Dinner Guests”

  1. sin says:

    uhh, I might be impressed that you/he had enough to share with guests but still probably not.
    -sin

  2. d says:

    i would still eat! semen is both nutritious and delicious..i’ve cooked with it before. aaannd…it’s better than this book:
    http://www.amazon.com/Crafting-Cat-Hair-Cute-Handicrafts/dp/1594745250

  3. allybonky says:

    nope. I’d likely turn rather green.

  4. littlemonkey says:

    Whether I would or wouldn’t would depend on how much coffee he’s been drinking lately, lol, and if he’s had any asparagus in the last few days. ;D

  5. Aeon's Angel says:

    The recipe titles in the book caused a good deal of giggles from me and a look of horror from Aeon. I am really not sure what was funnier, the recipes or Aeons face.

    To answer you question, No I would not eat dinner or have a smoothie.

    ~Aa~

  6. Joyce says:

    Might depend on how many cocktails…(could that be considered a puny pun?) you served before dinner.

    I’m too curious for my own good so would have to try a bite…if gagging did not commence would probably eat unless it really tasted awful. Then in a mannerly fashion, would declare… Kaya, thanks but I’m really stuffed and can’t eat another morsel.

    Where ever did you find such a book? All kidding aside imagine semen would be similar to the agar (seaweed) used to thicken and make stuff creamy. Although littlemonkey had a good point, might make a difference in taste depending on what the donor had been eating before donating.

    Oh god, Kaya, a picture of just popped into my head… can’t you just see it…a line of erect cocks waiting to be milked just like a barn full of cows…

    Joyce

  7. I’d watch the host. If he ate, I’d consider dining . . .

  8. DaddySin says:

    Hell no!! xoxo

  9. Dr_BuzzCzar says:

    Too bad they couldn’t have worked that into “The Help”. As for me, in a cooked dish, probably. I’ve eaten “Once Slung” Chitlins, brains,etc. Why not?

  10. Francine says:

    This is definately not a cook book I sent you……

  11. saemus says:

    ..nnnoooo, but I bet you would…
    s

  12. Macx says:

    My question would be more on the line of:

    Where did you get enough to cook with it? 8-O

  13. omegatigger says:

    I’m more “fresh from the bull” kinda girl. Guess I’d better help you in the kitchen next time I’m over for food:) Make sure your not adding DNA~ lol

  14. Tavi says:

    I’ll pass on the pecker snot….

  15. simplyfem says:

    is it certified “organ”ic? bwhaaahaaaaa

  16. simplyfem says:

    and the answer is noooooooooooooooo…rather particular about whose semen i’m dining on

  17. lilqtsub says:

    omg! i must get one! Y.E.S.

  18. ayasha says:

    yes but would be SOOOOOO disappointed I didn’t get to have it directly from the source!

  19. Hermione says:

    61 pages of recipes? Someone was creative.

    I’ll have to pass.

  20. viemoira says:

    I would want to know if I should start saving it up for you?!

  21. Sir says:

    Hell I remember when you cooked your Master that ” special ” dinner years ago, so I wouldn’t be shocked by seeing that book anywhere in your place…

    Sir

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