If I invited you over for dinner, and when you came in you saw this book sitting on my counter in my cook book collection… would you still eat?
Uncategorized | kaya | April 18, 2012 9:04 pm
uhh, I might be impressed that you/he had enough to share with guests but still probably not.
i would still eat! semen is both nutritious and delicious..i’ve cooked with it before. aaannd…it’s better than this book:
nope. I’d likely turn rather green.
Whether I would or wouldn’t would depend on how much coffee he’s been drinking lately, lol, and if he’s had any asparagus in the last few days. ;D
Smoking makes a difference too…
The recipe titles in the book caused a good deal of giggles from me and a look of horror from Aeon. I am really not sure what was funnier, the recipes or Aeons face.
To answer you question, No I would not eat dinner or have a smoothie.
Might depend on how many cocktails…(could that be considered a puny pun?) you served before dinner.
I’m too curious for my own good so would have to try a bite…if gagging did not commence would probably eat unless it really tasted awful. Then in a mannerly fashion, would declare… Kaya, thanks but I’m really stuffed and can’t eat another morsel.
Where ever did you find such a book? All kidding aside imagine semen would be similar to the agar (seaweed) used to thicken and make stuff creamy. Although littlemonkey had a good point, might make a difference in taste depending on what the donor had been eating before donating.
Oh god, Kaya, a picture of just popped into my head… can’t you just see it…a line of erect cocks waiting to be milked just like a barn full of cows…
I’d watch the host. If he ate, I’d consider dining . . .
Hell no!! xoxo
Too bad they couldn’t have worked that into “The Help”. As for me, in a cooked dish, probably. I’ve eaten “Once Slung” Chitlins, brains,etc. Why not?
This is definately not a cook book I sent you……
..nnnoooo, but I bet you would…
My question would be more on the line of:
Where did you get enough to cook with it?
I’m more “fresh from the bull” kinda girl. Guess I’d better help you in the kitchen next time I’m over for food:) Make sure your not adding DNA~ lol
I’ll pass on the pecker snot….
is it certified “organ”ic? bwhaaahaaaaa
and the answer is noooooooooooooooo…rather particular about whose semen i’m dining on
omg! i must get one! Y.E.S.
yes but would be SOOOOOO disappointed I didn’t get to have it directly from the source!
61 pages of recipes? Someone was creative.
I’ll have to pass.
I would want to know if I should start saving it up for you?!
Hell I remember when you cooked your Master that ” special ” dinner years ago, so I wouldn’t be shocked by seeing that book anywhere in your place…
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