Newsflash!

A last minute change of plans means I get to go with him after all. So, pardon me while I go get fucked for a couple of days.

Tra la la

Actually, yesterday he announced his dick was sore. Now imagine, if you will, how sore I am if he’s whining complaining about his own soreness. And then imagine the level of my sympathy.

If this is what you imagined-

-you’d be right. :D

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