There is something terribly, terribly, TERRIBLY WRONG!!
Last night, at bedtime, I begged my way out of blow job, sperm-swallowing session just because I had just brushed my teeth!!!
*runs off to take my temperature*
Worse than that though?
HE LET ME!!
*runs off to call an exorcist*
Also, I totally told him I was going to blog about him getting his ball sack stuck to the toilet lid and now I have. BWAHAHAHA! Funniest thing I’ve seen all year.