Job Security

Do you wonder just how much that guy (Derrick Pierce, btw) loves his job?

Seriously. The bragging rights he must have down at the local watering hole.

Bartender: “Hey man! Nice to meet you! So what do you do?”

Derrick Pierce: “I tie gorgeous girls up, beat them til they cry and then fuck them in whatever hole looks good at the time.”

Everyone else: “I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”

The applicants must be lined up around the block.

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