OMGWTFBBQ!

There is something terribly, terribly, TERRIBLY WRONG!!

Last night, at bedtime, I begged my way out of blow job, sperm-swallowing session just because I had just brushed my teeth!!!

*runs off to take my temperature*

Worse than that though?

HE LET ME!!

*runs off to call an exorcist*

Also, I totally told him I was going to blog about him getting his ball sack stuck to the toilet lid and now I have. BWAHAHAHA! Funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

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