Foiled Again!
Master fell asleep watching a movie at about 6pm last night. I woke him up at 10 to go to bed, he growled at me, flopped down in his clothes and started snoring.
Fuck me to tears.
Well, actually, the problem is that I’m NOT getting fucked to tears.
He told me this morning that he’d fuck me twice tonight to make up for it. But ‘afraid to hope’ springs to mind.
I had a few moments of imagining trying to coax him awake and into arousal after getting into bed last night, thinking of how many times he’s taken me when I’ve been sleeping/cranky/notinthemood, yet somehow I don’t think he’d just grab on to the headboard and hold on for the ride like I do, you know?
Sometimes, it’s a real bitch remembering which side of the slash you are on.
Sometimes, I wanna hang the whole damn bag of kink up in the closet with the rest of the toys.
Sometimes, I’d really like it to be more than cleaning and cooking and doing laundry.
Bah.
And no, I don’t have pms. It isn’t even close to time for it. Sumbitch.
I do believe I’m having an attack of nofairitis. Great. The treatment for that is usually unpleasant. Tips for self-medication before The Boss has to administer a cure??
headdesk
headdesk
headdesk
Just for the record- Master works hard and I more than understand being tired. Though I AM hornier than a three-balled Tom cat, I am not complaining that he’s tired. I just want what I want when I want it. Is that so much to ask??
I don’t have to LIKE everything, do I? I’m allowed to not be happy alla time!
Shit. Imma go take a walk or something.
Needed: One Attitude Adjustment. Stat.
Uncategorized | kaya | 
April 29, 2010 6:42 am
Awwww!
I can relate even from a ‘nilla perspective. My hubby works long days, sometimes 6/7 days a week. He just ain’t got the energy sometimes.
*sigh* Hang in there!
Pffft. You’ve got a charmed life, missy, so quit sulking and guess what time it is. I know what time it is, do YOU know what time it is?
I’ll tell you.
It’s time to SUCK IT THE FUCK UP, BUTTERCUP!
(You like me, you know you do.)
~Chloe
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lol, I’m with Chloe on this one
I’ve been having a lot of nofairitis lately myself
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You could just start walking….by the time you get to my place you’ll be too tired just like him
oh hell didn`t i say that on the first day of complaints??? yup i’m sure i did… and i haven’t changed my opinion one little bit…
and kaya – for the record here… i never got fucked while i was asleep.. never happened.. cause .. it couldn’t …. got the picture??? (you know what i am talking about i hope)
anyway – just to repeat ..
suck it up buttercup
morningstar
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Pouting gets me in trouble. Being the martyr gets me in trouble. (You know, deep sighs and longing glances and such, he doesn’t like that)
Walking up and grabbing his cock sometimes works, tired or no tired. Putting on lingerie and prancing around works, too. (“Oops, was that mah boob that just popped out of this insanely tight bodice of this slutty little number I’m wearing while I clean/cook? Lemme get that back in place….” *innocent look*
That can bring on a good pounding.
Abject begging can work, sometimes. On my knees, eyes downcast, brokenly begging for his cock and his cum. But sometimes I just get patted on the head, told I’m a Good Girl and “run along, now, I’m tired/busy/not now”.
But at least abject and humble begging doesn’t get me in trouble.
If all that fails, masturbate and be patient.
That’s all I got, kiddo. Good luck!
Oh Kaya! I couldn’t do what you do. Three straight days of horny and I’d be climbing the walls, hell, I’d be tearing them down and trying to tear him a new one. He always knows when I need some because I try to pick a fight. I don’t do it on purpose, really I don’t. Guess I’m lucky I’m not a little s. Maybe I need a spanking?
What’s the matter with you guys!!! That doesn’t call for suck it up – that calls for a club! I’ll join – cookies or cocktails?
*snort* Hornier than a three balled Tom cat actually made me spit out my orange juice.
I am right with you on the “him working too hard and being too tired” thing, and also on the not getting fucked thing as well…
How to deal with it? I dunno… masturbate is the only way I have found.
Pfft. I’m totally jealous of the girlies here who can just pop one off at their convenience.
Mine works funky overnight shifts, so he’s only home three or four nights a week. Half of those nights he’s recovering from working overnight – no booty.
Sometimes I can text him to ask permission to masturbate. Sometimes he says yes (but “only once, cunt” is usually the response, the jerk). But only if he gets the message before bedtime (midnight, the jerk!) AND he has a chance to respond.
So…all y’all…go masturbate! Have an O for me, while you’re at it.
LOL
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Oh pfft. You’ll be fine, missy. Take all that frustration and put it into the workout and frustrate yourself thin.