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So I know this is old news but it was new to me today. Fetlife made NY Post.com. Heh. Check it out.

I wonder how many new people signed up to gawk at all the weirdo kinky folk after that story. Good thing I don’t have revealing and humiliating pictures up on there! ;-)

(that’s a joke. A bad one, but a joke nonetheless, cuz I totally DO have ridiculously humiliating photos there.)

Then I came across this, which is just hilarious: Fetlife Butthurt Report Form.

I’m going to fill one of those out. And then I’m going to file it with John Baku. I expect some immediate compensation!

Speaking of Crystal. she’s a shoo in to win AI. Though I thought that last year about Adam and America completely let me down. Plus, I think Crystal’s getting kinda cocky. Meh. I like Lee, too. He can win. I’d approve.

I’m really not that into AI this year. The show is sucking. I’ll be surprised if it airs another season. Too bad. It was a good show.

Anyway, so I have to share this funny story. Well, funny to me.

Am and I were out running some errands and we stopped to grab a bite to eat. We’re sitting in the middle of a somewhat crowded place, and we’re just talking, having fun, blah blah blah.

I like talking to Am, mostly because she thinks I’m brilliant, but whatever. I like to talk to her. She’s a teenager (as you all know) and as such, she has a tendency to talk loudly and very quickly, smooshing her words together.

We’re talking and we get on the subject of our favorite toys as a kid. I was telling her all about my paper dolls and how exciting it was to get a new paper doll book. She decided that one of her favorites had been a collection of Rugrat dolls, most especially the Dillon (Dill, for short) doll.

She says, in her ultra-loud, smooshed-up-word way, “I used to carry my Dill doll with me everywhere!”

Now say that outloud. Quickly.

And the people sitting around us kind of hush… look over at us.. and I just. Cracked. The. Fuck. Up.

She’s sitting there going, “Wha..? What’s so funny? I don’t get it.”

Ha. I made her repeat it until she got it. I think she wanted to hide under the table. *snicker*

Well that is all. I have to go take a sitz bath. Walking a little funny today- and it ain’t from the elliptical!

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yeah yeah, I’m going..