Lies and Rumors

There’s a vicious rumor going around that today is my birthday and that I turn *gasp* thirty-freaking-nine.

I am officially in denial denying such blatant and egregious untruths.

You know what IS special about today, though?

Nothing. But tomorrow, American Idol starts and THAT’S something to cheer about. YAY!!

~not-getting-older-cunt

P.S. Srsly though, thank you all for the well wishes.

P.P.S. I cleaned up the living room before I went to bed last night. I started to feel guilty that Master was outside working in crappy weather and I was too lazy to pick up. So I did it. Slave-guilt: It gets shit done.

P.P.P.S. I never did get that bail money from when the ex was arrested. I’m still irritated about it. I feel cheated. Anybody wanna buy a bunch of baby stuff so’s I can make some moneys?

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