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The Ultimate Question

Team Jon or Team Kate?

I have to know so I can divide you into “Friends” or “Maybe Friends”.

Srsly though. What a clusterfuck have they turned into? See, when I start thinking my own life is too drama-filled, I’ve only to pick up a magazine and see what those two are up to.

I hear now they’re taking Jon out and filming the show from the viewpoint of a single mother. That would probably work if the show had fuck-all to do with the realities of single-parenting. A woman making a rumored 75 GRAND per episode, with nannies and body guard and a whole crew of helpers? Not so much of the single-parenting struggles.

But then I’m a bitch and all, so.. yanno. No sympathy here!

Besides, maybe if SHE hadn’t been such a flaming bitch to Jon, he might not have left her.

Anyway. Enough about them.

Speaking of clusterfucks and bitches, I caused a shit storm on Fet the other day. Hee. Honest to God, I never ever plan it. It just happens. I’m a shit storm freaking MAGNET.

It was just typical bullshit. Unless you report everything phrased in hearts and flowers, the *immediate* advice is “He’s a loser and you should leave him.”

We live in such a throw away society. Nobody thinks they have to work at anything anymore. While I agree life is too short to be miserable, it’s also too short to run away every time there is a wrinkle in the fabric.

I don’t even believe that we have more wrinkles than other people. Well.. maybe a few more. I do think I talk about them more than most though.

Thats what I tell myself anyway. ;-)

More bitchiness to follow:

So I joined the local Freecycle message board here awhile back because I wanted to get rid of my fish tank, right? And I did, about an hour after I posted the ad. I stayed on in the group, but, for real? I have to leave.

I have to. Or I’m going to say something mean.

It’s actually pretty rare to get a posting for someone wanting to give something away. What I DO get are many many MANY messages from people asking for shit.

Sometimes, there’s a legitimate posting. A woman asked for empty babyfood jars for a Sunday School project. A guy asked if anyone had 3 or 4 roofing shingles because he ran out and didn’t want to have to buy a whole package. Someone else put a call out after a housefire for clothing.

The rest of them? “Hey! I need twin beds for my kids! Two of them with frames and mattresses and bedding!” or “I’m having a baby. What do you have that I can have?” or “I need a whole house of furniture!”

Well, wtf.

It just rubs me the wrong way. Even if I HAD stuff to give away now, I’d not put it there. It comes as too freeloading, lazy, whatever.

Bah.

But I seriously want to know- Team Jon or Team Kate? I’m Team Kate just cuz, yanno, us bitches have to stick together.