P. S.
I forgot to mention that I went and had my hair trimmed (per Master’s order. I didn’t want to do it. Because-) and she completely fucked up my bangs.
Nothing like a bad hair cut to make the neurotically self-conscious feel just that much more anxious before meeting new people.
You know what else makes the neurotically self-conscious person’s self-consciouness go through the roof?
A nice big pimple right on their face.
Oh wait! I have one of those, too!
~grumblemuttercurse~
So, Master comes home in just a bit over 9 hours. I don’t suppose there is a magical miracle zit-zapper that works in 9 hours or less?
On the bright side Master comes home in just a bit over 9 hours. I’m totally getting laid.
And you know he’s gonna poke the pimple. “Does that thing have it’s own zipcode?”
Gah.
Stoopid hormones. Stoopid girl.











