Every silver lining has a cloud.

I’d completely forgotten that Master ordered me a new hitachi magic wand until I opened the box and saw it in there.

My old one went to the great vibrating graveyard in the sky ages ago.

I’d have been a lot more excited about it had it not shared the box with anal ring toss, though.

o.O

Spankfest is looking to be way too much fun- for him.

(For me, too, but shhh! I’m playing up the martyr angle!)

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