Baby Bump

By request- my granddaughter.

She’s 32 weeks today.

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The setting: Dinner table, last night, I made pasta with zucchini in it. Am was doing a taste test by nibbling a micrscopic bite of “something green”.

Am: I don’t even taste anything!
Jes: Put the whole thing in your mouth.
B-man, without missing a beat: That’s what she said.

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The setting: Discussing our upcoming trip to Illinois.

B-man: Why do we have to go there next week?
Me: Because if we wait, Jes won’t be able to travel.
B-man: Why can’t she travel?
Am, deadpans: Because she’s a land-whale.

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I had more but now I gotta go. Later!