Too Sexy For My Blog

According to Lexi and Chloe anyway, who awarded me with being made of sexay. God love ‘em.

“This award comes with some rules. You are to list 5 sexy things about yourself and pass it on to 4 other people.”

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5 sexy things about myself.

Erm.

If there were one word in the entirety of the English language that I would not apply to myself, it would be sexy. I generally see myself as a bit of a fumpy housewife. I mean, I’m lucky to make it out of my sweatpants by mid-afternoon. Susan Boyle has nothing on me (except for that whole kissing thing, of course).

But I’ll play by the rules (unlike SOME people *cough*Chloe*cough*).

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Sexay Number One: My Slippers

Subtle’s bitch boots be damned! These are the bomb. ;)

Sexay Number Five: Wanton Cock-sucker

My mad skillz. Let me show you them.

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Now, to pass the buck-

1. Zille Defeu. (Have you seen her pictures? She’s a hottie and a half.)

2. A View From the Floor. (I’ve seen Carrie naked. I’ve seen Carrie get beat. I’ve seen Carrie cry. I dream about Carrie.)

3. Lessons Learned. (I’ve also seen Leesa naked and getting hurted. That was hot, too, but what makes the whole thing with them so fucking hot is what her and Phrank get up to. God dayum. They’re living out my fantasy, the lucky bastards. I don’t think she’s much for playing blog games, but no matter. I’m just going to picture her locked up in the cage under the desk with red stripes all over her body and smile. Plus, she farms in the nude. How hot is THAT?)

This next one is private but she’s going public soon. I’ll let everyone know when she opens up. She’s very much worth waiting for, trust me on this!

4. Married Man’s Fucktoy. (She posts pictures. And she posts video clips. But hotter than those two things are her *words*. Good God Almighty can this girl reach down into the very root of your masochistic little soul and tickle it, just by stringing sentences together. I luffs her.)

~cunt

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