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Oh we do not use the term TPE. ~hoity sniff~.
We use ‘ultimate authority transfer’.
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Yeah, well, Genital Human Waste Wiping Tissue is still plain old toilet paper. It ain’t any prettier just cuz you gussied up the name.
Why do people do this? There’s a name for it, I betcha. This… obsession with trying to make yourself a “more specialer snowflake” by slapping a new label on it.
It’s not reinventing the wheel. It’s… shoot. What is it?
Oh! I got it.
It’s DUMB.
Yes. That’s it.
:-)
I am not a slave.
I am ApersonOwnedByAnotherForWhomHeorSheChoosestoServeWithoutFreedomPayorRights.
Someday, I hope the term ApersonOwnedByAnotherForWhomHeorSheChoosestoServeWithoutFreedomPayorRights replaces the word slave.
It’s more betterer.
*nods*
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Helpful hints from the kaya-files.
Can’t get rid of those annoying hiccups? Skip the spoonful of sugar (and all of those unwanted calories!) and get on your knees. An enthusiastic and sloppy blow job will cure those hiccups in no time flat.
Constipated? Beg for a little extra lube with your anal sex. Greasing up the route will have things sliding out before you can say “Uh-oh. I think I– Nevermind. Need a towel?”
Sinuses still plugged from your recent cold-from-Hell? Try choking on a mouthful of fresh, hot urine. As it spurts out your nose, it’ll clear out that pesky remaining congestion. Roto-rooter couldn’t do a better job!
Tune in next time for hints on cooking – naked.
~Heloise’s kinky cohort
(Our kids are going away for the weekend. All of them. At the same time! I am giddy as a schoolgirl!)
(but of course I started my period because, you know, God looked down from the heavens and saw that I had a potential good-time happening.)
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