“All her shining keys will be took from her, and her cupboards opened, and things a’ didn’t wish seen, anybody will see; and her little wishes and ways will all be as nothing.”
I’m getting ready to dismantle the cunt cupboard. The eyehooks, bolts, chains. My stash of kleenex and chapstick. My slut blanket. *sniffle*
It’s a very sad affair. The new house won’t have a cunt cupboard, at least not right away.
I almost forgot about it actually. Master had to remind me. Imagine the surprise and disgust? curiousity? on the faces of the people we’re renting the house to if they were to unlock that tiny, knee-high door and see my cave of wicked deviance.
I told Master we should take the door off the cupboard too. *I* think the door gives it away but He doesn’t seem to think so. I mean really. Heavy, short door with a lock on both the top and bottom on what is supposed to be a little storage spot for Christmas stuff. What? Were the ornaments trying to escape so we had to lock them in?
I suspect He’s too used to seeing it to realize just how suspicious it is. Especially if you add in all the other things around here. Ringbolts in the ceiling beams, strategically placed eyehooks around the bed frame, etc., etc.
Well, maybe they’ll use them. Kink is all the rage these days.
Oh. I’ll be sorting through, and packing up, all of our toys and stuff soon. I’m kinda thinking I just don’t want any of those kinky books I bought awhile back. I don’t think I care how other people do it. Master’s doing just fine. I should probably spend more time “reading” Him than reading how others think it should be done anyway.
So is there any interest from anyone in buying them? Obviously I’d sell them cheaper than what I paid but to be fair, I haven’t even opened the majority of them. Make an offer if you want. They can all be found on Amazon.
I have:
The Surrendered Wife: A Practical Guide To Finding Intimacy, Passion and Peace by Laura Doyle
In This House; A Domestic Discipline Collection by Rebeckah Markham
Erotic Slavehood: A Miss Abernathy Omnibus by Christina Abernathy and Laura Antoniou
Diary of a Sex Fiend: Girl with a One Track Mind by Abby Lee
The Good Vibrations Guide to Sex: The Most Complete Sex Manual Ever Written by Cathy Winks and Anne Semans
Master/Slave by N. T. Morley
The Control Book by Peter Masters
The Loving Dominant by Ph.D John Warren
Carrie’s Story: An Erotic S/M Novel by Molly Weatherfield
The Knots Handbook (Step-by-step Instructions for Tying Any Knot) by Randy Penn
(all sold. Sorry!)
I should have another clip sale too. I can mail them on a cd. If anyone is interested in that, email me. kaya (at) underhishand (dot) com.
~cunt
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Uncategorized | kaya | 
August 7, 2008 8:29 pm
Aww. That makes me all sniffly for you.
would love the books..but i am broke…..
from wickedlilone on LJ
Wow, a new chapter in your life!!! Are you moving far away? Is it closer to Master’s work so he won’t have to travel so much? Are you excited at all? Are the kids excited?
Sorry to ask so many questions, curious minds just wanna know…
Must be the time of year for changes, we just picked out a lot and Daddy is getting ready to make an offer on 30 acres out in the middle of the country. Kindof scary but exciting at the same time.
I wish you the best of luck in your new journey!
junebug
“I don’t think I care how other people do it. Master’s doing just fine. I should probably spend more time “reading” Him than reading how others think it should be done anyway.”
If that isn’t a profound statement, I don’t know what is. I’ve been thinking the same (about my own relationship) myself. I’m beginning to wonder, just how much influence reading things like fetlife is influencing my satisfaction with how things are done at home.
Perhaps a “lifestyle” moratorium is in order for me.
i am interested in a couple of those how do i fine em on amazon???
i hope all your packing goes smoothly. Moving sucks ass so bad!
Wish I could be there to help with your packing and sniffling. Keep some music on!
when Wwe moved to the last house (before this one. Wwe tend to move a lot) was two wire cables wrapped around the tops of two poles in the basement, with carabiners attached to them. Master and i just laughed. Yya never know. . .
as for the books, there’s two or three i’d buy (once i get permission) from you, as Wwe’ve talked about them: The Loving Dominant and The Surrendered Wife. i don’t know anything about the other ones. . . write me backchannel,k, with the prices?
peace, MSk
we left a hook and eye ring in the high wood beam ceiling in the master bedroom when we moved to our new home. Too much trouble to get up on the super big ladder to remove and we thought we’d leave it for the new owners – thinking why would there be that over a bed?
slave swing of course – wonder if they ever figured it out.
Kaya – not sure if you want to answer this here but just curious how the kids are with the move…pre and teens usually balk at moving because friends are more important then air – are you buying or renting the new place? is there acres to play on? is it cold country?
There are acres. Almost 7 of them. And it is cold country.
We’ll be buying the new place.
It is a sad affair
I hope you’ll soon have a new sort of cunt cupboard or a secure place to be locked away in in the new house.
But you’ll have each other.
“I don’t think I care how other people do it. Master’s doing just fine. I should probably spend more time “reading” Him than reading how others think it should be done anyway.”
Yes!
If this isn’t Love I don’t know what is.
I know I’ve never contributed to a discussion here (I get too involved) and yeah I realise that it’s selfish but I hope that he won’t let you abandon the blog entirely. Not because you post hot pics (you do!) or because I can relate to your difficulties or because you make me laugh and think and swoon, or because the things you do and write never cease to amaze me–okay, for all of those reasons and more, but mostly because I’d miss *you*. And the real&raw love you share.
Good luck with the packing and moving, hang in there.
Kaya,
Wow, that was quick. Those must be really good books. As for the move, I kind of know how you feel. I hate moving, so I tend to stay in one place a long time. It tears at you to leave “home” for a new one. You’re always sure the new place won’t be as good as the one you’re comfortable in. Amazingly enough, the new place soon becomes “home” and you can’t imagine moving from there. Now if we could just get all the stuff to move itself…
Dave
i am so sad that i missed the library sale!
grumble!
Best of luck. I like your blog!
“…I don’t think I care how other people do it. Master’s doing just fine. I should probably spend more time “reading” Him than reading how others think it should be done anyway…”
Awesome. Thanks for putting that out there.
good luck with the move, it’s always such a trauma!!
Hope you will soon feel right at home!!!
Best of luck with the move! I can’t imagine what you consider cold country from where you live now but maybe you will get to have a hot house for your veggies and flowers. MOving is always so full of possibilities isnt it.
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