Master must think I have go-go-gadget arms or something. Srsly, who can do this??
But darn these limited joints of mine!
The sad thing was that I so heartily threw myself into cleaning to earn that orgasm (and the house is shiny I might add *beams*) that I cleaned until about 8pm, at which point I was so bloody tired I didn’t care if I came or not..lol
I vibed for a little while but kept getting distracted by worrying over the homemade laundry soap (which is working fine and it’s certainly a money saver, but the website clearly stated that it would be a gel-ish goop and what I have is cloudy water. So I’m obsessing over what I did wrong. Anyway… ) then I watched porn for a little while, but I was only getting irritated at how they are “doing it wrong!” so finally I just got-r-done, as Larry would say. I did come, though, I mean shoot, I’m not going to waste it or anything.
In other news, my butt itches. I know I know, that’s probably more about kaya than you wanted to know but that is kinda the “theme” of my journal here isn’t it? I should change the name from ‘Under His Hand’ to ‘TMI About Kaya’s Privates’.
I walked around at work today shoving my hands down the seat of my pants every time I could sneak off into a hidden corner or doing The Twist in my chair claiming I had taken up chair dancing as a new exercise.
But WHY does my butt itch? Surely no one will sleep tonight if they don’t get the answer to that question. I know I won’t sleep tonight (because I’m too busy scratching, but that’s not the point). Well. I shall not share that sort of private info out here in the open. Me and my itchy-butt-secrets are jumping behind a cut.
Because Master did this a day or so before He left. And it’s healing. And it fucking ITCHES like mad.
And look how sloppy it is. He seriously needs to work on His penmanship, don’t you think? I mean, it’s not like He can erase a mistake here. Now my butt scar’s are going to be sloppy. *dramatic sigh*
Oh well. I guess me and my sloppy-itchy ass are going to bed.