Archive for May, 2008
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Friday, May 30th, 2008I am a grump. A sourpuss. A cranky, grouchy, whining, killjoy of a person. So I’m choosing to sit on the couch and pout. Alone.
Master flew out again this morning. It was completely unexpected, very last-minute. We didn’t even have time to say goodbye properly, the circumstances that led to Him needing to leave [...]
“How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on”
Thursday, May 29th, 2008I didn’t have to work this morning and was looking forward to sleeping in. I woke up at 5am. Apparently, these days, that qualifies as “sleeping in”. My bladder, used to being emptied at least one hour prior to 5am, sat hot and heavy and painfully full in my gut.
I lay still for a while, [...]
A Note from the Universe
Thursday, May 29th, 2008All pain is self-inflicted, Tess.
Ouch…
The Universe
~~*~~
Dear Universe,
I beg to differ.
Your Friend,
Tess
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Updatedness
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008* I do not know how to make bullets so I’m making a * list
* Master and I spent most of our 3 day weekend working on the garden. We’ve doubled (and then some) the size from last year, rototilled, raked, dug, tilled some more, raked some more, and dug some more, until both our [...]
WoW
Friday, May 23rd, 2008My son has been begging for a World of Warcraft account for ages. I told him absolutely not while school was in because the last thing he needed was something else to pull his attention away from homework. But now school is almost over and he’s not forgotten.
So what am I looking at here? I [...]
Hell-bent for stupid.
Friday, May 23rd, 2008You know how it is when your impulses override your senses?
The last couple of days I’ve been in one of those nipple-torture moods because it just feels too fucking good to control myself. Several times a day I’ve snapped on both sets of clovers and the sharp-toothed alligator clamps all at the same time, [...]
Posty McPost-It Says…
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I’m bored. And alone. And I have had all of the conversations about the lunch room lady, who’s breaking up with who (whom?), heavy metal bands, which teacher is the worst and some people’s fashion sense - or lack thereof - to last me a day.
So I shall bring myself here, where the [...]
That depends on what your definition of “is” is.
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I’m currently not allowed to masturbate. Until further notice.
Putting these clamps on had me right. on. the. edge. I was sooooooo close.
I didn’t touch my cunt. I didn’t even take my pants off.
But a little wiggle here…
…and a little tug there…
I think Master needs to clearly define the word “orgasm”.
~cunt
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“Don’t expect an omlette if you can’t even be bothered to whip the eggs!”
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008Julie asked “is S getting what he needs as well? What is it that he is seeking? Does he want you to “submit” and do the service things you loathe?”
And my truly honest answer is - I don’t know. I *think* I know and I operate under thinking I know.. and then I find out [...]
Demographics
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008In the four days since the ass fucking clip has been added to the clip store, it’s become the most popular clip, selling more in these 4 days than any of the other clips. Call me crazy but I think people like to see it.
Which leads me to speculate on the attraction to it. [...]
