Archive for April 14th, 2008
World’s Shortest Fairytale
Monday, April 14th, 2008Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, ’Will you marry me?’The guy said ’No’ and the girl lived happily ever after andwent shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had aclean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoesand handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
*snicker*
seen here. [...]
About those crafts…
Monday, April 14th, 2008I got a comment yesterday that didn’t even come close to my kindergarten-level requirement of politeness to make it past moderation, but it did remind me of something I’ve been meaning to post.
I’m retiring from selling the kinky crafts. Since I started working, I just don’t have time to paint clothespins and poke [...]














