Remember how much I like all of you? *cheesy grin*

So.. you all recall how earlier today I was waffling on getting out of doing the tasks on a technicality?

And remember how you all came through with really great advice that I took to heart and followed? Followed because you are amazing, wonderful, kind people whom I adore?

Remember that?

Then I was all contrite and stricken by the error of my ways and humbled myself about my almost-mistake, informing Master immediately of my very unslave-like thoughts. Admitting also, that it was on the advice of you lovely people whom I adore, that I was set straight.

I’d like to thank you all because I love you. Each and every one of you. You are all… just gosh-darn peaches!

He’d like to thank you all by offering a small token of His appreciation for righting me in His absence when I was beginning to stray.

Each of you who advised me to do the task, to do any task, to do something, can request a picture (if you want. You don’t have to!) a picture of whatever you want.

Master said, and I quote: “Put out a request for desired pictures of play since they saved you from punishment.” /quote

This is His way of disciplining me and showing His gratitude to you wonderful (and kind! How very kind you all are!) readers.

~cunt

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I really don’t want to hit the submit button. I haven’t forgotten that damn voting thing that people are still voting on! Still!

Remember that I love you. ok? I’m very very nice to all of you. And isn’t my heartfelt ‘thank you’ enough thanks? Hmm?

Bah. I’m probably digging my grave deeper with all this suck-ass, brown-nosing stuff, right? Ok. So I’ll stop.

I love you though! Don’t forget that!

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“Lick” Joi.

Lick, by Joi, in it’s entirety. The best part wasn’t on the other clip. There’s no video to watch, just the song, but it’s well worth listening to. I dare you to listen to it and not fantasize about doing something oral. Something wet and sloppy between your mouth and someone else’s anatomy.

Dare ya. ;)

Artist: Joi Lyrics
Song: Lick Lyrics
I lose all control
When you grab a hold
And you do your trick
I love it when you lick

Lick

You’ve got lock and key
Every part of me
Know what makes me tick
I love it when you lick

Lick

I’ll put my heels on for you baby
The ones that wrap all around my leg
Your every touch excites me
And damnit I aint too proud to beg
And even when you’re not around me
The tingling just won’t go away
Don’t make my body wait no longer
Because this pussycat’s ready to play play play play play

I lose all control
When you grab a hold
And you do your trick
I love it when you lick

Lick

You’ve got lock and key
Every part of me
Know what makes me tick
I love it when you lick

Love it when you lick

Lick

It feels so good I’m going crazy
My eyes roll back inside my head
Explore my inner warmths of pleasure
And hold on tight
Hope you aint scared
I promise I’ll return the favor
I’ll do that trick you can’t resist
Two rights don’t make it wrong
Makin’ love ’till the break of dawn
Emotions all up in a twist twist twist twist twist

I lose all control
When you grab a hold
And you do your trick
I love it when you lick

Lick

You’ve got lock and key
Every part of me
Know what makes me tick
I love it when you lick

Lick

I’ll put my heels on for you baby
The ones that wrap all around my leg
Your every touch it just excites me
And damnit I aint too proud to beg
And even when you’re not around me
The tingling, the tingling wont go away
Don’t make my body wait no longer
Because this pussycat’s ready to play play play play play

Oh oh sing
da da da da da da da da
da da da da da
ba da ba ba ba
ba ba
ba ba
ba ba

I lose all control
When you grab a hold
And you do your trick
I love it when you lick

Lick

You’ve got lock and key
Every part of me
Know what makes me tick
I love it when you lick

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Thanks :-)

I took everyone’s advice and found a spot to stand in, as well as using the other gag in place of the jaw spreader. I’m glad I did because, as usual, it has the desired effect on me. If I’m going to be honest I knew that I could get away with not doing anything but I also know He’ll be more pleased that I did something.

So I acknowledged, while standing there, that I had considered manipulating the situation to fit me instead of working it out to please Him. I felt the shame, beat myself up a little bit, vowed to ‘be better’ (I do that about three times a week, at least), and the rest will be up to Him.

I feel good about it though, even if He does discipline me for it.

I gotta give credit to all of you, more so than myself. I was quite heavily leaning toward the technicality of being able to get out of it. Y’all are some smart people. Saved my hide I’m sure. :-)

I guess that’s it. I’m working on finishing up some small projects (and made myself horny and had to masturbate while trying to make up a spanking fantasy..lol) (and speaking of masturbating, for all of you Hitachi users out there, seriously now, is mine broken or do all of your’s sound like your running a weed whacker in your bedroom? I’m quite sure the neighbors can hear mine.)

Girls tonight on American Idol. w00t! I like Lakesha(sp?) the most and I don’t like Antinella (y’all see her racy porn pics? heh.) But overall, I’m not liking AI as much this year as I used to. The judges are meaner and seem to have lost the fun. I like Paula when she’s drunk though. :D

~cunt

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I need a hobby :)

The song on that clip is my very favorite-est sexin’ song. :D

Today is Wednesday, and the tasks for Wednesday are corner time and jaw spreader. But, the jaw spreader is broken and Master’s not yet given me a new corner since the Great Bedroom Swap. This is one of those moments of “I have to make an executive decision that is most likely going to be the wrong one”. I’m leaning towards not doing any task. Whatcha think?

I still have to do that f*&%ing writing assignment so I can do that in place of tasks, and Master’s threatened me with what would be the equivalent of handwriting a copy of Websters if I keep forgetting to email Him the journal entries. I don’t know why I have such a block on that, it’s not a hard thing to do. Sometimes, for weeks on end, it’s automatic and then *poof*, it slips my mind for three or four days and I end up with one disgruntled sadist.

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The “friend” situation ended exactly as I expected it would. But that’s okay. I can’t expect everyone to understand. Thank you all for the support, I really appreciate it. :-)

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Baby kitties are doing well and Squeakers is proving to be a fine mommy. We really need to get them fixed though. I know this. But at 200 bucks a cat, it’s one of those things I keep putting off. And I know, I know.. don’t lecture me, k? Thanks.

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I’m trying to talk my friend (of the son who had that horrific car accident) in to starting a journal. She’s wicked funny and I think it would do her good. She’s home with her son now, and could be home with him forever (he got pretty banged up in the ol’ noggin) and having this forum for interaction can be really beneficial. Especially when you’re fairly isolated by circumstance. She can’t leave him alone ever, so I know she’s home. Ya hear that? I know you’re there! Lemme set ya up. And just to show that she “gets” what it is that we do, here’s what she replied with when I told her I’d ‘decided’ she should start a journal: Soooo ya think you can just go around making decisions eh? Feeling mighty big there aren’t ya? Have you asked about that or just thinking when “he” isn’t looking? lol

See? She needs to be here!

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Off I go then. The house looks like a bomb went off in it. But first I’m going to go stand in front of the tools-o-torture closet for awhile. There is the most delicious smell of leather and candles that makes my knees wobbly. That’s my pot. :D

~cunt

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